Binah: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Ellie?
Ellie: ...Not really.
Binah: Nothing?
Ellie: Tell you one thing I have learnt: Christmas - ultimately, a commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. They have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; it was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #4
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the fourth time but people somehow actually asked for it) because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
