Raphael: Problem: I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Saskia: Solution: just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Lottie: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Ellie: No better time than this to pull out my favourite word! Slunchy!
Jamie: ...Put it away.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #4
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the fourth time but people somehow actually asked for it) because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
