*Learning CPR on a test dummy*
Binah: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Ellie: No, Binah. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Binah: No, that's not part of it-
Ellie: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Raphael: I would want to live with no legs.
Ellie: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Raphael. You don't do anything.
Binah: All right, well, let's get back to it. Because you're losing him. *Ellie pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Ellie: Okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Saskia: How's that gonna help you?
Ellie: I will divide and then count to it.
Saskia: Right.
Binah: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Ellie: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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Incorrect Rosewood Chronicles Quotes #4
HumorIn which the characters of The Rosewood Chronicles are given incorrect quotes (again, for the fourth time but people somehow actually asked for it) because I'm just that original, and because I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.
