Puppeteer, drunk: *pointing at Helen* That's my boyfriend, suckers!
Angel: Your husband, Jonathan
Puppeteer: My husband! Even better!
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Husband
Puppeteer, drunk: *pointing at Helen* That's my boyfriend, suckers!
Angel: Your husband, Jonathan
Puppeteer: My husband! Even better!