Fun with Slenderman's sleep paralysis demons! (an incorrect quote book)

Things I've Said/Thought Irl...

Nina: *holding Cody's shoulders* Please stop being so nice to me, you're gonna make me soft and I'll start crying like a little bitch

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Lauren: My mom made me wear lipstick to check if it's smudged when I get home

Kate: I can smudge it for you

*both start laughing*

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Zero: You never know how involved your stomach muscles are in your body until you get horny when you have bronchitis

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Jeff: Making my way downtown. Walking fast. I'm gonna kill my brother. Do do do do do, do do do, do do do do do

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Toby judging Cody: And just like that, you went from having a mild crush to becoming a simp

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EJ: I didn't have an ancient Egypt phase because I was to busy with my ancient Greece phase

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Toby: Arson is cheaper than therapy

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Nina: What do you mean "Shake what your momma gave ya"? What do you want me to shake? TRAUMA?

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Jane, staring at Clockwork: How someone can manage to look both cute and sexy at the same time is completely beyond me

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Jane to Jeff: Are you a really narcissist or did your parents not pay enough attention to you as a kid so now you have a praise kink?

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Tim: Who made him mister CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964?!

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Toby: I may not know much, however I do know that if wearing chokers is someone's personality then they have mommy issues

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Brian to Lauren: You're duller then a butter knife that hasn't been sharpened in 20 years

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Nina: Unless you are Cody, my no-no-square is roughly the size of a Los-Angeles apartment

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Jane: That ain't a kink, that a coping mechanism

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Liu: I hate when straight dudes think just because I'm Bisexual, I wanna have a threesome. I do, but not because I'm Bisexual. I'm a whore.

(I'm ace however this was a writing prompt for a Riverdale fanfic)

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CR: You can't drink SWITCH for breakfast

Kate: Are you judging my coping mechanisms, officer?

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Nathan: *watching Liu get roasted* Y'all did not need to do my all American boy like that

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Cody: I'm not like other girls because I'm a boy

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Kate to Toby, threateningly: I will fuck your dad, e-boy.

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Toby, about Tim: He lived back in ye olden days of the 1980s

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Jane watching Nina fall off a roof: I can't tell if that's poetic or pathetic

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Tim: Are you hungry?

Toby: Yes

Tim: Dumb question on my part