Soukoku One-Shots

Shut The Fuck Up

"WHAT!?" Chuuya yelled as he slammed his hand onto his boss's desk. "You should already know that we formed an alliance with the Armed Detective Agency, so from now there will be times when you and Dazai will have to work together," Mori explained as he was looking through some files. "This is bullshit. Why can't some other team take this!? Like the black lizard!? Or Akutagawa and Ware Tiger!?" Chuuya asked. "This mission is much too hard for all of them. You and Dazai were chosen for this mission and you will take it." Mori said seriously. 

Chuuya stormed off and slammed the doors behind him. Every time he and Dazai would work together, he would always come up with some stupid trick or whatever bullshit he has up his sleeve.

Once Chuuya opened the door to his office a familiar brunette was laying on the table and looked right over at him once he opened the door. "Get out!" Chuuya demanded. "Chibi!! Ready to start our mission?" He said completely ignoring what Chuuya wanted him to do.

They both headed out to the destination they were supposed to go to do a trading thing with another organization.

But on the way, Dazai was completely pissing off Chuuya.

"You know, you're really small for a man your age. This is probably why you have no wife or girlfriend!" Dazai insulted the pissed-off ginger. "You can't be talking idiot! You always try too hard trying to get a woman. But no, everyone thinks you're fucking annoyed and they're not wrong!" Chuuya said trying to shut Dazai up. But nope that definitely didn't work.

"Chibi! Don't be mean!" Dazai said. "Stop calling me that dumbass nickname!" Chuuya said angrily as they both arrived at the building.

"You better not get us into some kind of mess! I'm not planning on working for the whole day today." Chuuya said trying to pick up the pace. 

"Listen just follow my lead and we'll be out of here in no time!" Dazai said reassuring Chuuya. "That's hard to believe," Chuuya said as he gave Dazai the look like he was stupid.

They both entered the room where they were supposed to meet up with the other organization's boss. It took two hours until a fight broke out. Of course, Chuuya beat the shit out of them and Dazai came up with a plan so that he could lead the boss into a trap so they would make their trade.

But since the boss didn't want to cooperate Chuuya shot him and Dazai and Chuuya went to go look for the files themselves.

"Chuuya if you didn't shoot him we probably would've been out of here already." "I DON'T GIVE. A DAMN!" Chuuya yelled angrily.  

"You should really look into getting therapy. You know if you get too mad all the time you'll become bald." Dazai said as he kept teasing Chuuya. "Shut up and find the file," Chuuya said seriously.

The weird thing between the two was that whenever Chuuya was being serious or angry Dazai would still tease and make fun of him. Completely ignoring the fucking fact that Chuuya was angry, maybe he was used to it. But when Dazai was serious or angry, Chuuya would know to stop playing around and to get back to business or leave Dazai alone. Especially when Oda died. Dazai was completely sad and angry so Chuuya gave him time to recover. But then Dazai left. 

It made Chuuya so mad that it was always Dazai who showed dominance between the two. He made him seem like he had more power than Chuuya. But this is how Chuuya thought of the situation. 

Chuuya's thoughts got interrupted as soon as Dazai said he found the file. 

"I remember you would always say you would grow taller and shit. But look at you! Only growing a couple of inches taller." Dazai chuckled. 

But suddenly Dazai felt a tight grip around his neck and was pinned to the wall. 

"Why can't you just shut the fuck up!?" Chuuya asked seriously. "I'm done with your idiotic jokes. It's fucking annoying." Chuuya said angrily. "My my isn't Chibi getting a little feisty~," Dazai said still continuing to tease Chuuya.