You're Shouta Aizawa's only child and you just graduated from UA High. You decided to get away for a while after graduation, so you booked a flight to the country of Otheon.
What interesting things may happen there hmmm? Who might you meet?
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Roaches' POV: This is war. _______________________________
"This is war! We must avenge our comrades!" the roaches cried, for this is war.
"Oh no, this is war!" you screamed. You didn't want to go to war, but this is war. You had committed roach genocide and you must pay.
You may think that since they're roaches, you have a great chance of beating them in battle. Though that may be true most of the time, THESE bad boys had a plan. The plan includes a nutcracker, but I'll get to that later.
The roach general leader cries, "Get into battle formation!!" as the crunchy army marches towards you menacingly. Just when you think you've lost all hope of making it through this terrible situation, a dumbass ugly fuck bird crashes through the window.
"tweet and shit" the bird says, as it viciously devours the entire roach army in a single gulp. He got that gluck gluck 9000
The bird throws up and swallows it casually and starts going to town on its toes
You wait in awkward silence for 20 mins as the bird licks the slobber off of its toes. He made sure to thoroughly suck each toe, paying attention to all of them lovingly and passionately
the door swings open eerily, and in walks the one and only Rody Soul!!! you shit your pants, cutely.
"Hey there~" Ro0dy wobbles in cutely, and you hear his ass cheeks clap cutely You're so turned on right now that you can't even begin to comprehend what just happened
You're so turned on that you didn't notice the liquid shit running down your leg (cutely)
You glance at him with a shy, but knowing expression on your face. "a-are you sure, Rody-senpai?" you whimper cutely. "Do you know the root cause of the tasty smell you desire, my guy?"
Rody farts. "i dont fucking care bitch i need that tastyness" he whimpers and moans aggressively and stomps like a child
"o-okay, Rody-san... if you're sure." You rip off your spare 12-pound diamond crusted jock strap, exposing your chocolate starfish to the crisp autumn breeze and to Rody's piercing gaze.
You can almost feel his eyes tunneling into your rectum as he scans the scene for more chocolate wonder.
"nice gooch bitch" Rody coughs. "can I- you know- lick it like an ice-cream cone??"
"treat me like your chocolate fountain." you cream at him.
"k"
Rody slips in a pile of his own piss and shoots headfirst into your fondue cave. You yelp cutely and kawaiiey and chocolately
as he enters, chocolate splats all over, a drop even gets in your own mouth, and you get to taste your own chocolately goodness. you're cocoa for cocoa shits
the bird's gotta get in on this too. he goes straight for the chocolate-dipped grippers.
you start getting lightheaded as you can hardly handle all of the licking and sucking on your toes, and Rody isn't helping either. He's stuck on the cave wall like a hungry bat
you begin fading away from chocolate loss: for they had both sucked you dry of your chocolatey goodness. the room fades to black
