So I'm kind of tired today- so imma just dump a bunch of miniature disasters from their family...
Based on my text messages or irl moments (SEND HELP)
West: Hungary look! I found your friends!
West: *holds up a blank sheet of paper*
Hungary: how could you do this to me?
Austria: DU BIST DUMM
Hungary: What?
Austria: UND DU BIST SEHR CRINGE
Hungary: I don't speak Mongolian
GE: HOW IS THAT MONGOLIAN???
Austria: So basically I sent a picture of the LBGTQ flag next to the Austrian flag to my friend.
AH: And?
Austria: She asked if I was gay, I told her no but I am Austrian
AH: so why are you so annoyed?
Austria: she said it was the same thing
I can't believe this part is based of my text messages 💀
East: Bruder be a dear and get the Flammenwerfer
West: oh nein... *runs for Flammenwerfer*
Austria: HMMM YUM DIRTY LAKE WATER
Hungary: *drinks lake water*
Austria: HUNGARY NO!!
Hungary: *dies*
Austria: HUNGARY YES!!
East: Every time I had a dollar I witnessed something stupid I would have four dollars.
West: *accidentally crashes into a door* OW :<
East: make it five dollars.
West: *crying*
AH: oh no! What's wrong?
West: I FORGOT THE GENDER OF A LITERAL GARBAGE CAN!!
AH: *joins the crying*
East: I swear if you ever mess with my brother I will run your house over with a panzer.
East: Anyways, want to get ice cream?
GE: Do you find German funny?
AH: Krankenwagen
GE: what
West: Dad can you buy me a flamethrower?
GE: Excuse me?
Irl I do actually want a flamethrower- my true wish I don't care about my age I WANT IT.
West: Yeah so basically Hungary is a deep sleeper and I am a light sleeper
AH and GE: wait.. you sleep?
WELCOME TO CZECH HIGH SCHOOLS
AH: okay who did this?
GE: did what?
AH: PUT KETCHUP IN PASTA AND CUT THE PASTA! NOW WE HAVE TO DEFEND OUR HOUSE FROM ANGRY ITALIANS!
GE: I think I know who...
Austria: *holding scissors* What pasta?
Austria and Hungary: *in a roast battle*
GE: c'mon kids, get along for once
West and East: *holding a bag of popcorn*, Oi GE move out the way they are getting to the climax
Me and my best frenemy roasting each other, obviously I win (I mean we both have scoliosis so we can't roast each other for our spine 😭😭)
Groups chats with us is never a good idea
GE: I'm in the car rn.
AH: nice, save me a slice
GE: what? Excuse me??
YOU ARE READING
AH's + GE's family
FanfictionArt by: YunJins_Polearm :)) So... AH and GE are raising a family! This book is about the most disaster moments for AH and GE raising their children.... (Austria, Hungary, East and Germany *west*) It's kind of a oneshot book, KINDA so you may request...
