❝ Don't you dare look out your window, darling, everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold onto this lullaby even when the music's gone, gone ❞
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Obi-Wan: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Cori'iana: Oh, that was all real. Obi-Wan: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Cori'iana: If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right.
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Obi-Wan: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism. Cori'iana: How so? Obi-Wan: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Obi-Wan: Damn, the power went out. Cori'iana: Don't worry, I got this. Cori'iana: *stomps foot* Obi-Wan: What-? Cori'iana: *Sketchers light up*
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Obi-Wan: Could you be anymore annoying? Cori'iana: Yes.
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Obi-Wan: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Cori'iana: Where did you get that? Obi-Wan: My pocket. Cori'iana: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Obi-Wan: Skills.
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Obi-Wan, looking at a selfie of Cori'iana's: I hate this photo. Cori'iana: I'm cute as f*** in that photo! I'm smiling kindly. Obi-Wan: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something. Cori'iana: Up to kindness.
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Cori'iana: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material. Obi-Wan: I'm a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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Obi-Wan: I know one person who finds me funny! Cori'iana: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself! Obi-Wan: Okay then I'm out.
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Obi-Wan: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Cori'iana: Nope, there's 26. Obi-Wan: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Cori'iana: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Obi-Wan: You'll get the D later ;).
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Obi-Wan: We'll find another route, it's not safe for amateur adventurers. Cori'iana: That sounds like a challenge. Obi-Wan: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Cori'iana: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Obi-Wan: There is no challenge!
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Computer: Please enter a password. Obi-Wan: *types in Cori'iana* Computer: Your password is too weak. Obi-Wan: How f***ing DARE YOU-
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Cori'iana: I hate you. Obi-Wan: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Cori'iana: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Anakin: How? Cori'iana: I need someone to take the fall. Anakin: What did you do? Cori'iana: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Obi-Wan, from the other room: Oh my god. Cori'iana: ... Obi-Wan: OH MY GOD! Anakin: Make it a hundred. Cori'iana: Deal.
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Obi-Wan: I feel like Anakin is looking down on me. Cori'iana: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.
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Cori'iana: Please pray for Anakin. Obi-Wan: What happened to them? Cori'iana: Nothing, they're just very stupid.
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Padme: Where is Anakin? Cori'iana: I'll do you one better, who is Anakin?? Obi-Wan: Here's a better question, why is Anakin?
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Obi-Wan: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Padme: Uh, Anakin and Cori'iana are not getting along. Obi-Wan: They're not trying to kill each other. Padme: You may have a point.
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Obi-Wan: I told Cori'iana to grab snacks for everyone. Padme, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Obi-Wan, Cori'iana, and Anakin raise their hands*
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Anakin: Are you laughing at that video of Cori'iana and Obi-Wan fighting? Padme: No. Padme: I'm laughing at the comments.
