Formula 1 group chat

Charles is traumatized...AGAIN

Charles: I

Charles: DONT

Charles: LIKE

Charles: WATTPAD

Lando: yeah...

Charles: I'm traumatized... AGAIN

Lando: told ya

Lance: it can't be that bad right?

Charles: 😳😳😳

Lando: it's pretty bad

Esteban: why is it bad

Charles: because I'm reading about myself having sex with a bunch of people

Esteban: oh

Lance: oh okay

Max: where you having sex with me?

Charles: yes...a lot

Max: was any of them almost...correct?

Charles: yeah some of them

Lando too much information

Carlos: Lando why are you reading about drivers having sex with each other

Lando: I was just exploring the internet and stuff

Charles: wish I didn't

Lando: yeah, if their stories was true, I would've had sex with everyone in this groupchat + Y/N + f2/f3 + a bunch of other people

Carlos: that's a lot

Pierre: so you found stories with drivers dating?... and having sex?

Charles: yes

Lando: yes unfortunately

Yuki: WHO

Lando: you and Pierre is popular, Pierre was also popular with Charles

Charles: it was those who made me traumatized

Pierre: sorry you had to go trough that Charles😞😞😞

Charles:...

Lando: Charles was also popular with max

Charles: those were not so bad

Max: 🙂👍

Lando: they gave you guys a cute ship name too

Seb: what?

Lando: lestappen

Charles: not that bad

Max: it's okay

Lando: Carlos we have a better one

Carlos: what?

Lando: Carlando

Esteban: that's cute

Carlos: that's not bad at all

Daniel: tell us more!!!

Lewis: Lando just make a list

Lando: umm okay
Daniel + max = maxiel
Max + Charles = lestappen
Charles + Pierre = piarles
Pierre + yuki = yurrie
Seb + Lewis = sewis
Seb + kimi = simi
Carlos + Lando = carlando
Alex + George = aleorge

Daniel: no

Max: WHY CANT I JUST BE FRIENDS WITH DANIEL

Charles: SAME, why can't people understand I am friends with Pierre

Pierre: this feels wrong

Seb: no

Lewis: no

Alex: hahah what is this

George: hahah

Yuki: 😮😮

Lance: I feel left out

Esteban: same

Val: same

Zhou: same

Checo: same

Nando: why? I'm happy I'm not on the list

Nicky: because no one wants to write about you

Nando: I'm cool with that

Lando: those were just the ones with names, there's also
Esteban + Lance
Lance + checo
Val + Zhou
Val + Lewis
Daniel + nico
Kevin + nico

Kev: fuck no

Daniel: don't lie I heard you all the time

Kev: 🖕

Charles: let's all agree that we don't like Wattpad

Val: