This chapter might be kinda...wired and dirty to some people...so if you're not comfortable, don't read
Lando: I'm hot
Alex: uhm
Seb: at least you have confidence
Carlos: I agree😘
Lando: no I'm hot, like warm
Max: same I don't like France
Pierre: I don't like you
Esteban: offended
Max: okay I don't like the weather in France
Nando: it's just summer
Lando: I'm from England, I'm not used to it
Val: same, I used to ride snow-scoters this time of year
Charles: no you didn't
Val: you don't know that
Max: Fernando you are from Spain, this is probably like winter weather for u
Fernando: thanks for the reminder that I'm Spanish
Max: your welcome...?
Fernando: and no it's not
Lando: then how hot is it
Nando: 10 degrees maybe
Val: I beat u
Charles: how cold?
Val: -51.5
Yuki: how did you not die
Val: sauna
Pierre: I chocked on my food when I watched dts and that scene came on
Lewis: you can come and choke on food at my place, I got the picture Val gave me in my dining room
Pierre: I'm good thanks
Charles: why would you have it in there!😭
Lewis: it's a snack
Val:
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Max: that's sus
Nando: sus?
Max:
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Nando: I don't trust urban dictionary
Seb: so you trust max more?
Nando: definitely not
Alex: wait wait can we go back to Lewis saying val's ass is a snack?
Lewis: no
Val:
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George: don't be sad, I know he likes it val
Charles: ???
George: the walls are thin
Lewis: yes, I know
George:😐😐
Lewis: you two is loud
George: you can't say anything about that
Lewis: please it sounds like you two are banging on the wall
George: it's my head you idiot
Alex: 😀😀😀
Lando: sooo
Daniel: this is uncomfortable
Lewis: you know what's uncomfortable?
Daniel: I don't wanna know
Lewis: hearing constant noises of George and Alex fucking each other
Seb: add me when you're done
Seb left the chat
George: what about the constant noises of you slapping val's ass
Nando: bye
Nando left the chat
George: hey can't you be in val's room for once
Zhou: NO
Charles: poor Zhou
Lewis: why don't you go in Alex's room
Nicky: absolutely not
Max: just put some Nutella in your ears, you'll be fine
Lando: yes, sacrifice yourself Nicholas
Nicky: why me
Carlos: because this is awkward
Lewis added Seb and Nando to the chat
Lewis: sorry George, I won't slap val's ass that hard any more
Val:
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George: thanks, and I won't fuck my boyfriend so loud anymore
Alex: 😀😀😀
Seb: okay great
Lando: you guys just ignored the fact that I'm hot
Pierre: what are we supposed to do? Fan those big leaves at you and feed you grapes and ice cubes?
Lando: Carlos?
Carlos: I'm not doing that
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FanfictionThis story is about the 2022 f1 drivers + Kimi:) having a group chat that Daniel made. This story also has driverxdriver stories or private chats:) hope you like it! Also I will use sorter names so Sebastian = Seb Fernando = Nando Valtteri =. Val...
