BOOK OF SINS(ERITY) (BOTTOM MAKNAE JIN ONE SHOTS)

PARENTING TIPS 101 (PART 1)

Warning: sex in front of the baby(?), not scientifically accurate

Dedicated to: Anonymous (They said they wanted to see fluff and Jin nursing his baby but unfortunately it got too smutty. Sorry not sorry.)

Life as a couple could never be more perfect for Jungkook and Seokjin; dates every once in a while, cute couple outfits, kisses on the street, and little meaningful gifts. It was heaven for two people obviously in love. They were free.

But the most important thing is they could freely have sex whenever they want, wherever they want.

Sex.

Sex.

Sex.

Jungkook's mind was in boggle as he watches Jin carefully putting the baby down in the crib. It was midnight and he had just come off work. He thought he'll be able to finally make love to his wife today but when he came home, all he got was a death stare because he closed the door too loud that resulted to a hysteric baby clinging onto his wife's arms. Dang, it.

Two and half hours later, Seokjin barely got the poor baby to stop screaming its head off. Unfortunately for Jungkook, Jin wants to go to sleep.

Jungkook is frustrated. No, beyond frustrated! Ever since Seokjin got shuttle gunned (pregnant before the wedding), everything went downhill.

Seokjin had to stop auditioning to become an actor because he was too worried about how his body would look and Jungkook, who was known to be the laziest guy, was voted in high school to be the most likely to end up with no job, is now working overtime to pay for the baby's needs. Their euphoria disappeared in an instant like paper drenched in rain. They barely have enough time for each other. They only meet when it's night time and usually, both are already ruined by the day.

"I hate this." Jungkook couldn't take it anymore. He needs to fix their relationship. His colleague, Hoseok, suddenly came into his mind. Poor man's now undergoing a very frustrating divorce. Hoseok said that it all started when they had a child. It's the devil's spawn. Jungkook can still remember how Hoseok's fist trembled as he said that all the love that they had for each other got scarfed down by their child and now they have nothing left except the baby.

Jungkook doesn't want that. He wants to prove that he and Seokjin's romance isn't dead yet. He wants to make it work and he will. He just needs to spice things up and he'll prove to Hoseok that he's very much capable of saving his romance with his original baby, Seokjin.

"Hey, baby."

"No, don't touch him. He'll wake up." Seokjin was stretching his sore shoulders when Jungkook crept up behind him.

"I'm not talking about our baby. I'm talking about you."

Jungkook expected Jin to smile and kiss him but instead, the new mother acted like he didn't hear anything. "Can you get me that breast pumper under the bed? I need to try it out. I'm tired of directly breastfeeding little Hyungseok here. You know what? I think our baby is teething. It's starting to hurt whenever he sucks on me."

Jungkook sat on the sofa beside Jin, who was behind the crib, and all he's hearing about is Hyungseok, Hyungseok, Hyungseok. Not that he's jealous. But that little version of him really seems to be hogging all his mother's attention.

Jungkook was about to just give up on his plan for the night and go upstairs until he caught a glimpse of Seokjin's large breasts resting outside the comfort of his top.

"It's swollen. Look at how much he's sucking. My nipples are now as big as a pepperoni pizza." Seokjin is wearing an oversized gray shirt with a loose neck so he can take out his breasts whenever Hyungseok wakes up crying, and now he has his left tiddie out for Jungkook to see.