I got isekai'd into splatoon, but I'm a Futa.( Splatoon X Futa Reader )

Love Is Eternal

/n) = Your name
(L/n) = Last name
(F/c) = favorite color
(A/n) authors note
(F/d) = Favorite drink
(F/p) = Favorite pastry
Italics = thinking
All caps = shouting
* = the star mark means action
------------------Narrator's p.o.v

A few days have pasted since (Y/n) found out that Vixen and Marina are related to each other  and now we see the married couple in the kitchen talking about something quite important but enough of that lets get on with the meat and potatoes

(Y/n)'s p.o.v

(Y/n): *spits out her food* wait what!! What do you mean your going on tour soon!?

Marina: *closes the fridge* I thought I told you this already?

(Y/n): no I don't think you did and isn't your board trying to sue me and Al?

Marina: I think they've stopped trying to sue you

(Y/n): and may I ask why?

Marina: well for starters, anyone outside your circle of trust has no clue that you're behind the face of GLaDOS and Alastor is super illusive and even if they found out who GLaDOS is, you've got protection from the Mafia

(Y/n): I wouldn't say it's protection

Marina: my point still stands, so they given up on trying to sue you and Al

(Y/n): pussies

Marina: (Y/n) please

(Y/n): I'm just saying what's on my mind that's all

Marina just sighs and sits on a bar stool next to me and eats her brunch then Pearl walks into the room looking pale as a Vampire

(Y/n): hey Pearl, you good?

Pearl: yeah, I'm good...

Marina: you sure Pearlie? You seem kinda pale

Pearl: I did throw up last night's dinner this morning

Marina: *slowly looks at (Y/n)* really now

(Y/n): we only fucked at lest three times

Pearl: it was four times (Y/n)

(Y/n): ok, four times but I highly doubt she's pregnant

Marina: and that proves my theory that your sperm is really virile

(Y/n): so what if I don't take an hour to take a wank and have a biscuit, what do you take me for, a wizard?

Pearl: no nothing like that

(Y/n): good, *stands up and puts her dishes in the sink* now I'm going be my room for an hour to have a wank, a biscuit, fire an Eldritch blast at the Demon Lord and then go pay Callie, Marie and Sally a visit

With that said I make my way out of the kitchen with Rina's and Pearl's eyes looking at me with a questionable look on their faces

<location—Cuttlefish Cabin—time skip 1 hr 30 mins brought to you by Chibi (Y/n) playing D&D>

Narrator's p.o.v

After beating the Demon Lord in her D&D campaign, we see (Y/n) exit the drain pipe and arrive in Octo Canyon

Octavio: hello (Y/n)

(Y/n): *walks towards Octavio* heya DJ

Octavio: what brings you around?