I got isekai'd into splatoon, but I'm a Futa.( Splatoon X Futa Reader )

Big Surprises

(Y/n) = Your name
(L/n) = Last name
(F/c) = favorite color
(A/n) authors note
(F/d) = Favorite drink
(F/p) = Favorite pastry
Italics = thinking
All caps = shouting
* = the star mark means action
------------------Narrator's p.o.v

After a few days with The Fantastic 4 have been reunited and the first thing they do is protect the surface from the Salmonids but enough of that lets get on with the meat and potatoes

Still Narrator's p.o.v

We see (Y/n) holding a Chum in a single arm choke hold while firing Lucifer's Bane splatting a Steelhead while Mary plows through Salmonids with the Grizzco Blaster, as Jay and Victoria stand back to back with a Clash Blaster and a Splattershot Nova

(Y/n): *snaps the Chum's neck* WE NEED MORE EGGS!!!

Jay: WE NEED TO SURVIVE DUMBASS!! *Mary gets splatted* OH SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mary: help!

Victoria: I even told her not to kamikaze into a horde like that!!

(Y/n): *dashes towards Mary* I GOT YOU FAM!!

Once Mary is back on her feet she goes back to what she was doing before she got splatted and tosses any Golden Eggs into the basket as well as the others do the same until the final wave is over

Jay: thank fuck that's over with

(Y/n): hold onto your butts, girls. Because Chockzilla approaches...

Jay: what?

Suddenly air horn go off as the group super to the middle of the stage as Cohozuna emerges from the water as Jay wields the Grizzco Blaster, Mary wielding Splat Dualies, Victoria wielding the Splatana Stamper and (Y/n) using her trusty Lucifer's Bane again

Jay: this is going to be one tough son of a bitch

Mary: that's one ugly Motherfucker

Victoria: good movie reference Mary

Mary: thanks

(Y/n): focus girls, we have a world to save

And with that the group makes and splats any Boss Salmonids that were close by and they get the eggs they launch the eggs at Cohozuna which leads to (Y/n) using the meat hook on Lucifer's Bane to scale up the Salmonid King and grabs the chains and with her incredible strength starts to choke the monstrous fish and blasts it with her weapon while the rest of team continues to splat bosses and launch eggs until with one final shot, the Cohozuna falls down ending the wave

(Y/n); done and done. Bring on the next!!

Jay: calm down (Y/n), let's get back to the helicopter

As Jay, Mary and Victoria super jump to the chopper (Y/n) notice something is off and effortlessly dodges a frying pan attack from a Cohock, so with an inhuman smile plastered on her face (Y/n) punches the Salmonid square the nose then rips off it's right fin off with ease and unhinges it's jaw, then knocks it unconscious with it's own frying pan

(Y/n): it's good to let out some anger, now *crouches down next to the Cohock* it's time to experiment on you and welcome to the army new blood

Jay (walkie-talkie): Oi dumbass! You good?!

(Y/n): *stands up, faces the chopper and talks through the walkie-talkie* I'm fine Jay, you lot should know that

Jay (walkie-talkie): just double checking since you know, it's you

(Y/n): lack in faith you do, trust more you must

Jay (walkie-talkie): I'm going to slap you when we get back to Splatsville