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Pillow: change in inedible.
Liy: don't you mean inevitable?
Pillow, spitting out coins: nO, i DiD nOt.
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Blackhole: Pen, how do i begin to explain Pen?
Marker: Pen is flawless.
Pie: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Tree: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
Fanny: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Blackhole: listen, i can explain...
Pen: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Marker: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Pie: you guys are getting paid?
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Blackhole, to Pen: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Pen, motioning to himself and Marker: No no no no, TWO idiots!
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Blackhole: Marker, my old arch enemy.
Pen: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Blackhole: I have a life outside of you, Pen.
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Blackhole: Pen and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Marker: *sighing* What did Pen do?
Blackhole: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Pen: Who wants a steering wheel?
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*Lightning helping Marker out after he got injured, while the others are watching*
Fanny: how does Marker look?
Two: a little better than you, actually.
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Lightning: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Marker: What?
Fanny: That you're a child.
Two: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ?
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Lightning: You really think I give a frick? I can't even read.
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Blackhole: what's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Tree: disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Fanny: Smad.
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Two: HELP! I TOLD FANNY I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK!
Tree, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Two: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Tree: It's not a joke.
Tree: *sniffles*
Tree: I'm a legit snack.
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Marker: I'm gonna defeat you with the power of friendship! ... and this knife I found.
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Fanny: Remote was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Remote: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Fanny: Remote, you ate a chair.
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Blackhole: *accidentally hits Pen in the face*
Blackhole: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fricking sorry' and 'are you okay'
Blackhole: ARE YOU FRICKING SORRY?!
Pen: What's wrong with you?!
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Blackhole: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Remote:
Remote: Blackhole, I swear, if I step outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn...
Blackhole: *sips coffee from bowl*
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*The group is getting into the car*
Rocky: I’m driving.
Marker, out of view: Shotgun!
Remote, turning to face Marker: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Marker: WOAH-
Marker, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Blackhole : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Remote: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Blackhole : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
rocky: edible
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*The squad is over at Blackhole 's house*
Remote: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Blackhole : ... N-No...
Blackhole , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Remote, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Marker: I see a-
Blackhole , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Remote: Oh, well I-
Blackhole : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Blackhole , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Lightning : Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Fanny: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Blackhole : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Blackhole : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Blackhole , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Blackhole : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Tree, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Blackhole :
Remote: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Blackhole :
Blackhole, fricking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Done :D 725 words cuz why not :)
BINABASA MO ANG
Absolutely Not Preventing Death
FanfictionJust a crackbook about Death PACT and Death PACT Again. Cover art by SpiritandAngel.
