Unhealthy Bastards

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(After Harry leaving, Roy had explained that Harry managed to come back to life and just booked it. Manny, and Robin especially, were angry about this, thinking Harry had ditched them. Right now, the two were in the kitchen with Robin ranting and raving about Harry.)

Robin: UNBELIEVABLE!! Just UNBELIEVABLE!! He just left WITHOUT US!?! He didn't even say goodbye!!

Manny: I probably would've done the same thing-

Robin: If I ever catch that man come back here, then I'll PA-POW!! *smashed glass bottle against the table*

Manny: *flinches* Jesus...

(Suddenly, they could hear a weird, tapping noise.)

Robin: What the FUCK is that?!

Manny: Uhhh, this guy?

(Behind them was the bread boy. A/N: For the Health Gang's names, look back at episode 4!)

Steven: *tapping spoons on jars* Fish and chips
Steak and beef
Grapes and eggs
Steak, eggs!

Manny: Uhhhhh...

Robin: I don't even wanna fucking know...

Steven: Did you guys like that? It was cool, right?

Manny: Uh, yeah. The coolest,,

Tina: *opens up cupboard door* Are yo-

Manny: FUCK!!!

Robin: GOD DAMNIT!!

Tina: .... *clears her throat* Are you hungry-

Manny: NOO!! *throws bottle at her*

Tina: *falls to the ground* AHHHH-

David: *pops up next to Robin* That's your body!!

Robin: Wtf-

David: *pokes him with a fork* Hungry comes from you-

Robin: *grabs fork and chews on it with ease, bending it up and spitting it out*

David: ... *coughs nervously, putting his hand on Robin's shoulder* B-But your bod-

Robin: *slaps it away*

David: Hey!!

Robin: Touch me and I'll sue you for sexual harassment.

David: I-I-

Tina: *climbs onto the table* Ugh... B-But your body, it must to have to be healthy..

Manny: Must to have to be-? THAT'S NOT EVEN ENGLISH!!! You "teachers" aren't even trying anymore, are you?!

Tina: What's that, a tasty snack? You don't want to go and eat a snack like that!! *points to cake slice*

David: *coughs nervously* G-Greedy to eat all that, you'll end up with your teeth all gray!!

Manny: T- TEETH DON'T FUCKING TURN GRAY!! THEY TURN YELLOW!! Now, you're just blatantly giving out false information!! At least the others were trying to be subtle about it, while failing spectacularly- And also, that cake slice isn't even that fucking big-

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