Welcome To The Oneshots

The Time Of Their Lives (High Speed Chase)

WARNING!
Florida makes a kys joke
Alcohol
Sex mention
Reckless driving

REMEMBER DONT TAKE DRINKS FROM STANGERS KIDS!!!
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Key-
Group Chat (cities): Tourist Attractions

The Bayou: Houston
SEAFOOD.: New Orleans
big little sister: Anchorage
Deepdish (supremacy): Chicago
Deepdish (derogatory): New York City
Pretend im older: Austin
texans suck: OKC
Shakeshack: Sacramento

Group Chat (States): Figureheads

Bigger and Better: Texas
The actual bigger one: Alaska
Chaos 1: Florida
Chaos 2: Louisiana
Bears Motif: Illinois
TEXAS SUCKS: Oklahoma
Fuck: New York
Crabs: Maryland
Lobsters: Maine
Traffic: California
The Feds <3: DC
THE FEDS /NEG: Gov
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CHAPTER: START
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(Figureheads) 8:15 AM

THE FEDS /NEG: Good morning people, I need to ask a few of you a favor. More specifically Texas, Alaska, Florida, Louisiana, Illinois, Oklahoma, New York, Maryland, Maine, and California.
Sent 8:15 AM

Chaos 1: whats in it fr us?
Sent 8:16 AM

THE FEDS /NEG: You misunderstand. There isn't a choice. :)
Sent 8:16 AM

The Feds <3: What he means is, this kind of directly involves most of you guys. You see, your cities (minus Maine, Maryland and FL) have been acting strange, and Gov thinks they're up to something. So he's making you keep an eye on them.
Sent 8:16 AM

Lobsters: Wait, if me and Maryland don't have cities to worry abt why do we have to babysit?
Sent 8:17 AM

THE FEDS /NEG: 1. I need Florida out of my way. 2. Just because they aren't your cities doesn't mean YOU don't have to worry about them. Especially considering who the two we need you for are.
Sent 8:17 AM

Crabs: Hm? Who?
Sent 8:18 AM

The Feds <3: Houston and Austin.
Sent 8:18 AM

Lobsters: Oh.
Sent 8:18 AM

Crabs: I understand now.
Sent 8:18 AM

Bigger and Better: Wait Houston and Austin? As in mine? My children can do no wrong. This whole thing is unnecessary
Sent 8:20 AM

THE FEDS /NEG: Your children. Seem to be in charge of this whole thing. So obviously the only two states closest to them other than you as backup is necessary.
Sent 8:21 AM

Fuck: And where the fuck do I come in? NYC? What the f*** can they do that they haven't done before?
Sent 8:25 AM

Fuck: wt* why was it censored
Sent 8:25 AM

Fuck: WT*
Sent 8:25 AM

Fuck: Florida say F***
Sent 8:25 AM

Chaos 1: Fuck?
Sent 8:27 AM

Fuck: why t* can he say it and i cant??
Sent 8:28 AM

THE FEDS /NEG: I don't know but that's not important right now. I need all of you in the library quickly. And retrieve the ones who didn't respond.
Sent 8:28 AM

Chaos 1: aye aye capn
Sent 8:29 AM
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There, in the statehouse living room, sat eight "young" adult looking people, all of them with a phone in their hand, and confusion on their faces.

"Sooo..... who snitched?" A voice, that came from what appeared to be the ringleader of the group, spoke up.

"Hey don' look at me now, I was jus' followin' da plan." One of the others in the room -New Orleans to be exact- excused.