stfu | a haikyuu chatfic

phonk 👺

y/nfurry
yall
I think I have a new career path now

kodzuken
???

y/nfurry
You know those mfs that make those silly phonk beats?
that's finna be me in two years

kodzuken
Well, thank god you are at least self-aware that with those grades, you're getting nowhere

sunarin
tf is phonk?

y/nfurry
SUNA OML I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU!!
YOU CAN NOT TELL ME YOU HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO DRIFTING SONGS

sunarin
oh those funky beats that take you to another dimension?
ye i like em

kodzuken
that's embarrassing 😳

y/nfurry
stfu
at least he will appreciate my art

sunarin
wait
is y/n going to be making them 🫢

kodzuken
sadly, we will have to deal with that

y/nfurry
WHY R U GUYS SO UNSUPPORTIVE  OF MY CHOICES 😭😭😭

sunarin
sorry 🩶
just kinda didn't expect that

kodzuken
come on, suna, who r u lying to
wbk this bitch is always weird asf

y/nfurry
real.
ALSO KENMA, NO BAD WORDS IN FRONT OF MAMA OR SHE WILL CALL PAPA KUROO

sunarin
i'm not ok with these family relations
I feel left out 🫠

kodzuken
L 🤡
we all know you hate kuroo anyway so that kinda defeats the purpose of our lovely family

y/nfurry
F in the chat for rintarou

sunarin
gtg
bye y/n

y/nfurry
bye sweetie, lovely, darling, kitten, sugar, honey

kodzuken
I'm really offended

sunarin
kenma
gg

kodzuken
BITCH IM GONNA FUCK U UP ONCE YOU COME IN TOKYO

y/nfurry
finna fuck him up on animal crossing
stay mad hoe

kodzuken
I was thinking genshin impact but that works too

y/nfurry
does suna even play genshin???