Amy, Penny and I are in a market shopping for food and I see a Lego Harry Potter videogame with all the 8 movies
Me: Is it the remake where all the characters speak?! The more accurate version to Years 1-4?! Mom! I want this videogame!
Penny: sweetie don't you already have this game?
Me: The 2 games. Yes I do but this is a remake of the 2 games. They each showed each half of the Harry Potter movies but this one has all the 8 movies at the same time
Penny: I'm sorry sweetie. I can't buy it. I need to buy things for lunch
Me: it's ok. I understand. I'll just ask it for Christmas then
Penny: thanks for understanding sweetie
Penny leaves the videogame place and Amy gets there
Amy: so which videogame do you want?
Me: this one but my mother said no
Amy: but do you want to have it?
Me: Aunt Amy my mother said…
Amy: do you Matias [that's my name] want to have this videogame or not?!
Me: of course I want to have it! But my mother said…!
Amy: but your mother nothing. If you want to have the videogame I'll buy you the damn videogame! [She turns to the seller] How much does this videogame cost? I want to buy this for my nephew
Seller: $10
Amy: $10? Ok. [She turns to me] I'll also buy another copy so your Uncle Sheldon and I can play at home. [She turns to the seller] it will be $20 since I'll also buy another copy for me and my husband
Amy buys the 2 copies of the videogame
Me: thanks Aunt Amy. You're the best aunt ever. But you didn't need to bother to buy the videogame
Amy: Matias I'm your aunt. It's my job to consent you. That's what uncles and aunts do
Me: yes but I understand my mother despite my sadness. Thank you so much Aunt Amy
I walk next to Penny
Me: I'm sorry mom. I tried to stop Aunt Amy from buying it because you said no but I was unable to
Penny: Hahaha! It's ok son. I actually find it funny! Hahaha!
Penny turns to Amy
Penny: wow Amy! You're such a consenting aunt! Hahaha!
Amy: I was just doing my job Penny! Matias was very sad when you said no and I wanted him to be happy! Uncles and aunts are supposed to consent their nephews and nieces!
Penny: You did your job correctly Amy. I really like how you and Sheldon get along with my son
Amy: that's exactly why Sheldon and I are his favorite uncle and aunt
Amy, Penny and I leave the market and we go home to apartment 4A
To be continued…
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