My Big Bang Theory Life

Part 4

In this story I pretend Halley, Howard and Bernadette's daughter (making her my paternal 1st cousin in this story), was born in the same year as me and that I go to the same school as her. I also pretend Kripke and Leslie Winkle are married to each other and have twin children named after themselves

I'm at school in my science class

Science professor: you're gonna make models of something representing your science theme. You're gonna work in teams of 3

Me: Will we be able to choose the teams?

Science professor: No. You're gonna work in the way you're sitted. You're gonna work with Barry and Leslie and your theme is neurobiology

Me: What?! No professor please! Put me with anybody else but not with the Kripke twins!

Leslie Kripke: what's wrong with you dumb***?

Science professor: Leslie be quiet please!

Me: see professor?! This is exactly why I don't want to work with them! Their family are a generation of bullies who like to bully my family! Specially my Uncle Sheldon!

Kripke Jr: What are you talking about? My parents are friends of your Uncle Sheldon, dumb***

Science professor: Barry! Stop insulting your classmate!

Kripke Jr: he insulted my family!

Science professor: If any of you talk again you're gonna go to the principal's office

A few minutes later Kripke Jr, Leslie Kripke and I are in the school yard in the break

Kripke Jr: it doesn't matter that you don't work with us. You'll have to do it

Me: I'd wish you'd work but you'll only force me to do the work alone while you goof around and you'll lie that you 2 did it without me and that I was the one who goofed around like you did last time

Leslie Kripke: because you're a dumb*** who doesn't know anything

Halley arrives

Halley: come on cousin. Let's ask the professor if you can be with me

Me: thanks Halley. Since your team is working with microbiology I'd rather have your mother scare the hell out of me than working with my mortal enemies number 5 and 6

Halley: Hahaha! You're so funny!

Me: although if I do change the team the only disadvantage is that I won't be able to ask Aunt Amy to help me

Halley: yeah Aunt Amy is really cool. I share birthdays with her. I wish I was a little closer to your parents, Uncle Sheldon and Aunt Amy since my father is closer to Uncle Raj than to your father and Uncle Sheldon

Halley and I go to the science classroom

Halley: professor can we talk?

Science professor: of course

Halley: we wanted to see if Matias can change to my team and that someone from my team changes to the Kripke twins'

Science professor: and why?

Me: I told you professor. I hate the Kripke twins and I don't like working with them

Science professor: I'm sorry Matias. Even though the 2 of you are cousins, you won't always be able to work with the people you like

Me: If you don't change me of team then I'll work alone

Science professor: If you work alone you'll get an F

Me: I don't care

Science professor: I don't think your parents won't care. So work with your teammates

A few hours later I'm back in the science classroom with Kripke Jr and Leslie Kripke

Kripke Jr: see us at our house at 4 PM dumb***

Me: I'm not going to your house

Kripke Jr: why not?

Me: You perfectly know why. I hate both of you and I have you in my mortal enemy list

Leslie Kripke: so are we going to your house?

Me: you're not going to my house and neither I'm going to yours. I'd rather work alone than working with my mortal enemies

Leslie Kripke: do whatever you want. It's your qualification

Me: I don't care about that unless I don't have to work with my mortal enemies

I leave school and I go home

To be continued…