Penny and I enter to apartment 4A
Penny: since you're more calm now can we talk?
Me: ok
Penny and I sit in the living room
Penny: listen Matias. What you did was wrong
Me: I did nothing wrong!
Penny: You hit someone in the face and that's not ok
Me: he totally deserved it for talking sexually about you and Aunts Amy and Bernadette! He brought it in himself! He also said Uncle Sheldon is a dumb***!
Penny: I can understand why you did it but you should've ignored him
Me: ignore him?! So he basically gets to say whatever he wants about you?!
Penny: this isn't about what he deserves. It's about you. Hitting people it's not ok even if they deserve it. I'm sorry Matias but you're grounded for 1 week. You can still play videogames at home or watch TV but you're forbidden from going outside
Me: this isn't fair!
Penny: I know it seems unfair sweetie but I have to. This isn't about what Kripke Jr deserves. It's about what you could become in the future
Me: but can I at least go watch the new Fantastic Beasts movie on Friday? Uncle Sheldon, Aunt Amy and I have been waiting the movie for 3 years and it's really important to me!
Penny: I'm sorry sweetie. You can't
I start crying
Me: please mom! You can't do...!
Penny: do you want me to forbid you from watching the new Star Wars movie with dad and your Uncles Sheldon, Howard and Raj that will be released next month?
Me: no
Penny: ok. Listen I gotta get back to work now. Bye sweetie
Penny leaves the apartment, I lie in the sofa crying and about 2 minutes later Sheldon knocks the apartment's door
Sheldon: Matias. [He knocks the door again] Matias. [He knocks the door again] Matias
I open the door to see Sheldon and Amy with food bags
Sheldon: hello Matias. We bought you your favorite burger from the... [he notices I'm crying] what's wrong nephew? Why are you crying?
Amy: tell us who or what made you cry! We don't like seeing you sad
Sheldon, Amy and I sit in the sofa, they hug me and Sheldon pats me in the back
Sheldon: there there
Amy: it's ok to cry Matias
Sheldon: How about we tickle him?
Amy: Good idea!
Sheldon and Amy tickle me
Me: Hahaha! Stop! Hahaha! No please!
Sheldon and Amy stop tickling me
Amy: are you better sweetie?
Me: yeah I feel a little bit better now
Amy: tell your Uncle Sheldon and Aunt Amy what's wrong
Me: mom grounded me for hitting Kripke Jr in the face after he insulted our family and talked sexually about mom, Aunt Bernadette and you Aunt Amy
Amy: I really want to beat the hell out of that kid! And yell at your mother for grounding you!
Sheldon: that guy is such an idiot! I can't believe Barry Kripke and Leslie Winkle taught them to bully people!
Me: she also forbade me from watching the new Fantastic Beasts movie with you
Amy: What?! She can't do that! That guy got what he deserved!
Me: I know right?!
Sheldon: that's outrageous! We've been waiting the movie for 3 years, 2 months and 3 days!
Me: exactly!
Amy: You know what?! I'm gonna go to your mother's work to call her out for grounding you!
Me: no Aunt Amy please! I don't want that you and her have trouble!
Amy: she brought it in herself
Amy leaves the apartment to confront Penny
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My Big Bang Theory Life
FanfictionAs I almost always do, in this story I pretend Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are brothers and that Leonard and Penny are my parents, which makes Sheldon, Howard and Raj my paternal uncles and Amy and Bernadette my paternal aunts by marriage. My s...
