Sheldon and Amy go to the Kripke family house and are joined by Bernadette
Amy: Bernadette what are you doing here?
Bernadette: I'm here to attack Kripke like you. [She takes a microorganism vial out of her pocket] I'm gonna scare Kripke Jr into thinking I'll put those deadly microorganisms
Amy: oh great idea co-sistie-in-law! [She shows her monkey cage] I'm gonna use those drug addicted monkeys on Kripke, I'll tell them to punch him and I'll scare him into thinking I'll remove his brain
Sheldon: I'm glad you're here Bernadette. You're my 2nd favorite sister-in-law. Behind Penny
Bernadette: Ugh! Whatever. Let's go
Sheldon knocks the door
Sheldon: Kripke Jr? [He knocks the door again] Kripke Jr? [He knocks the door again] Kripke Jr?
Amy: oh my god! Move!
Amy kicks the door open
Bernadette: WHERE ARE YOU KRIPKE JR????!!!!
Amy: we're gonna kill you for talking sexually about us!
Sheldon, Amy and Bernadette go upstairs to see Kripke Jr playing a videogame in his bedroom
Sheldon: hello Kripke Jr aka Matias' mortal enemy number 5
Amy: I heard you talked sexually about me and Dr Rostenkowski
Bernadette: and now we'll get our revenge
Amy: MONKEYS ATTACK HIM!!!!!
Amy opens the monkey cage, the monkeys beat up Kripke Jr and Sheldon records it in his cellphone
Sheldon: this is so satisfying
Kripke Jr: AHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! MOM!!!!
Amy: so you think it's funny to bully our nephew!
Bernadette: You hate this huh?!
Amy: ok monkeys stop punching him
The monkeys stop punching Kripke Jr
Amy: Will you stop bullying Matias?!
Kripke Jr: never bitches
Amy: oh no! Did you hear what that kid called us Dr Rostenkowski?!
Bernadette: yes Dr Fowler! You're gonna die Kripke!
Amy points a brain dissecter at Kripke Jr's head and Bernadette shows her microorganism vial
Amy: as punishment for calling us bitches I'm gonna open up your head and remove your brain
Bernadette: and I'll replace it with those deadly microorganisms unless...
Amy: You stop bullying Matias. WILL YOU STOP BULLYING MATIAS????!!!!
Kripke Jr: never!
Bernadette: 1 MORE TIME!!!!! WILL YOU STOP BULLYING MATIAS????!!!!
Kripke Jr starts crying
Kripke Jr: OK!!!!! OK!!!!! I'LL LEAVE MATIAS ALONE!!!!!
Leslie Winkle goes to the bedroom
Leslie Winkle: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON BITCHES????!!!!
Sheldon: my wife and my sister-in-law are teaching your son a lesson
Amy: I can't believe you taught your children to bully people. So long suckers!
Bernadette: AND IF YOU COME NEAR MATIAS AGAIN I'M GONNA BREAK ALL BONES IN YOUR BODY!!!! SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!
Sheldon, Amy and Bernadette leave the house
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My Big Bang Theory Life
FanfictionAs I almost always do, in this story I pretend Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are brothers and that Leonard and Penny are my parents, which makes Sheldon, Howard and Raj my paternal uncles and Amy and Bernadette my paternal aunts by marriage. My s...
