Dumb Questions LGBTQ+ People Get

Poly -8-

"Haha, yeah, I'm 'Polyamorous' too. Just don't tell the wife about the girlfriend, right?"

(There's a continuation of this, so you can pretend to have the full convo if you want that. If not, that's perfectly fine! This is probably the only one I'm doing like this, I dunno yet)

"What do you mean, 'that's not how it works'?"

"Oh, they have to KNOW about each other? But isn't the point to just date a bunch of people? I mean, there's no way they'd be cool with that!"

"All about consent, huh? Nah. Cuz consent is saying yes to sex, not agreeing to this stupid poly business."

"It's about more than sex? Yea, sure. Look just tell me you wanna have an open relationship and move on!"

(Your funny and creative final insults that I love reading here!)

"Okay, y'know what? Fuck you!"