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The One Where No One Knows

I do not look like Stan Lee therefore I do not own any Marvel characters.

Story line here is that Tony sold the tower but then the Avengers got pardoned and he bought the tower back for more space. Avengers don't know Peter is Spider-Man though Natasha figured it out and hasn't said anything to anyone. They all think Peter is Spidey's mechanic, so he hangs out with them as both Peter Parker and Spider-Man. Ned knows Peter is Spider-Man. I don't know any Russian the Russian in this comes from a translator app so tell me if I have any wrong grammar

--Mystery

Peter's day was going okay.

Key word: Was

Until AcaDec when Mr. Harrington announced a field trip. That was only the first bad thing, because Peter has a history of bad things happening on field trips, like Oscorp where he was bitten by a radioactive spider and got spider powers after being sick for a week, by all means he should be dead. Then there was Washington where Peter had to save his Academic Decathlon team when a Chitauri core exploded causing the elevator in the Washington Monument to fall. The second bad thing to happen was the announcement of the location.

"We are going to STARK INDUSTRIES for our field trip." Mr. Harrington announced. Everyone but, Peter and MJ cheered. MJ because well she's MJ, and Peter because when you basically live at the tower half the time nothing about the tower really phases him. When AcaDec ended everyone filed out of the room taking a permission slip as they left. "Peter, can I talk to you for a second?" Mr. Harrington asked

"Sure, sir." Peter answered nervous of what was to come.

"You need to fess up about this internship if it is a lie, if you don't feel like fessing up then I guess we will see on Friday." Peter just sighed and walked out of the classroom.

"Hey Puny how do you feel about getting your lies exposed on Friday?" Flash the ever-annoying bully asked. Peter didn't grace him with a reply and just walked away, which caused Flash to get angry and act out. "HEY! I asked you a question Puny your supposed to answer me!"

Peter was too tired to deal with his crap today, because he had stayed up late patrolling only getting in time to get 4 hours of sleep, so he just replied with, "I guess we will see if it is really a lie or not, you can be the judge though you would be a pretty bad judge of character if you can't judge that you own is pretty poopy in the first place."

Flash was shocked by Peter talking back to him that his grip lessened enough for Peter to escape it and get outside to Happy since it was a lab day.

"Hey Happy," Peter said as he climbed into the black Audi.

"Hey Kid," was Happy's only response, before rolling up the divider. While Happy drove, a plan popped into Peter's mind for revealing his identity to the Avengers. See, here's the thing they know Peter Parker and Spider-Man, but they don't know that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

By the time Happy pulled into the private parking garage of the tower Peter had devised a fully formed plan with enough time to get his homework done.

"Thanks, Happy," Peter threw over his shoulder as he got out the car and into the elevator. The elevator was big enough to fit large pieces of equipment. There were no intricate designs in the elevator because they would just be ruined if anything that was dirty was brought into the elevator. The elevator was also built for speed because Tony Stark is impatient.

"Hello мама паук." Peter said as he got off the elevator in the avengers common room for food before going to the lab with Mr. Stark. Ever since Natasha learned about Peter's secret identity, they had taken to calling each other mama spider and baby spider/little spider in Russian.