Random Short Stories

two STONKY uncles dancing to the beat

Hatesnort Sparklemint Velvetkindred was thinking about Vipin Magdalena again. Vipin was a SMELLY NOICE with red SMEXY HAIRY LEGS and STUPIDA UGLY EYES.

Hatesnort Sparklemint walked over to the window and reflected on her I hid their family there surroundings. She had always hated HEHEHEHEHHEHE Falmouth with its testy, troubled the family I killed. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel GROSS.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a SMELLY figure of Vipin Magdalena.

Hatesnort Sparklemint gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a STOOPID, UGLY, TEA drinker with STONKY SMEXY HAIRY LEGS and IDIOTA UGLY EYES. Her friends saw her as a stormy, slimy STOOPID. Once, she had even helped a shy BABY THAT WAS PUT IN A BLENDER recover from a flying accident.

But not even a STOOPID person who had once helped a shy BABY THAT WAS PUT IN A BLENDER recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Vipin had in store today.

The WAINY teased like THE HELL ARE VERBS monkey, making Hatesnort Sparklemint STOOPID. Hatesnort Sparklemint grabbed a SILVER IN THE GOLD SHINEY COLOR OF TREES MILK that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Hatesnort Sparklemint stepped outside and Vipin came closer, she could see the squidgy glint in his eye.

Vipin glared with all the wrath of 9354 ABRACADABRA bumpy bugs. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want ÆÆGH."

Hatesnort Sparklemint looked back, even more STOOPID and still fingering the SILVER IN THE GOLD SHINEY COLOR OF TREES MILK. "Vipin, mAMA," she replied.

They looked at each other with SICK feelings, like two relieved, raspy rat bonjour UGLY at a very MAMA REVOLUTION, which had Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you music playing in the background and two STONKY uncles dancing to the beat.

Hatesnort Sparklemint studied Vipin's red SMEXY HAIRY LEGS and STUPIDA UGLY EYES. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Hatesnort Sparklemint in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you Vipin."

Vipin looked DUMB, his emotions raw like a moaning, muddy map.

Hatesnort Sparklemint could actually hear Vipin's emotions shatter into 1788 pieces. Then the SMELLY NOICE hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of TEA would calm Hatesnort Sparklemint's nerves tonight.

THE END