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2002 • Halfway through filming Jackass

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2002 • Halfway through filming Jackass

There was nothing sane about what happened in the Margera household and if anything, this was one hundred percent normal. Granted Mina didn't think she'd be sneaking in an alligator late at night on a Wednesday. But either way the alligator was in a cage with the camera crew outside and Dunn was guzzling down a whole pizza next to her. She was leaning against the kitchen counter holding a lukewarm soda watching the idiots fight over the last slice. 

Mina was debating on changing out of her short plaid Tripp NYC skirt before they wrangled this alligator inside. Flashing her lace underwear wasn't exactly on the top of the list for the night especially with the camera crew here. It was probably better for her to just change completely because if it wasn't going to be her ass showing, it'd be her black tube top falling down. Mina set down her drink on the counter and was in the hallway heading to the guest room until Bam caught her by her waist. 

"Are you sneaking off?" All her focus shifted to how his fingers were running up and down underneath her top. Mina cursed him in her head for being such a damn tease especially when he looked as good as he did tonight. Not that Bam didn't look good all the time but with how he had undid some of the buttons of his top and the way his hair was falling into his eyes. 

"Mhm nope, I was going to get changed." Mina moved towards the staircase before he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her against him. Her eyes widened in surprise while trying to calm her breathing down. There was no way Mina was going to let him realize how much he'd been effecting her this past few weeks. Unfortunately that wasn't going to be easy when Bam could read her so easily. 

"Yeah no, you look fucking hot right now." He placed his forehead against her neck and took a deep breath. Mina always dressed like this but it had been driving him crazy for the past few weeks. Plus he'd notice she had been getting really into knee highs lately and that made it even worse. Her heart nearly stopped beating when she felt the light kiss against her neck. 

"Hey, are you guys ready?" The sound of Dunn shouting from the kitchen made Mina pull away from him. There was no possible way the guys wouldn't give them shit about this for weeks. That and Jenn would fucking murder her for what had just happened. Not that Mina was scared of the woman, she'd kick her ass for even coming close to her or Bam in any kind of way. However did Mina really care about how Jenn felt? Half the time, she treated him like crap and  just wanted his money. At this point, Mina just wanted to say fuck it and be a little selfish. 

"Yeah, we're coming." Bam cleared his throat while running a hand over his face. Now he had to deal with a hard on and bringing an alligator in the kitchen, the night was only going to get more interesting from here on out. However what surprised him was Mina pulling closer by his shirt so she could whisper in his ear. 

"Fucking tease." Mina purred in his ear before sneaking a kiss on his jaw and disappearing to the kitchen. That was definitely not what he expected but Bam was not complaining one bit. Should he feel guilty when he had Jenn? Probably but he was completely fucked at this point. There was no way he could no to Mina in any way especially if she wanted to fool around. She had him wrapped around her finger and he was pretty sure she had no idea. 

Ape should be walking though those doors any second now and then soon enough the alligator would be out of there

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Ape should be walking though those doors any second now and then soon enough the alligator would be out of there. Trying to wrestle it through the doors wasn't easy, Bam also wouldn't let her help in case something went wrong. This time, Mina didn't even try to fight him about participating. There was a fucking live alligator in his kitchen and the three of them were camping out next to the staircase waiting. How Phil didn't question it or really hear them surprised her for sure.

Speaking of the devil, Mina could hear Ape clearly crying out for Phil to get downstairs admittedly. She must've been scared shitless like Mina was right about now. These idiots didn't tape the alligator's mouth closed which upped the danger but what if something went wrong? None of the guys really thought ahead for these stunts or pranks. Bam just wanted to get his mom to cuss but Mina was sure there was other ways around it. 

"Oh my god, is this thing real?" Phil was slowly making his way down the stairs taking note of his son crouched over silently laughing. There was no telling what kind of mischief he had gotten in this time but how his wife sounded, it was probably pretty bad. 

"This alligator!" Mina could hear them talking back and forth about where Phil had been, where it came from. That's when they could all hear Ape scream while shouting about grabbing her keys. Smart choice in Mina's opinion if she could get to them now that the alligator had crawled closer to the door frame. Bam was laughing his ass off next to her after hearing Ape cuss just like he wanted her to. The camera had panned back towards where his mother was hiding in the laundry room so they could coax her out of it. 

"She's going to kill you Bam." She playfully shoved him to the side while watching the animal caretakers walk into the kitchen. At least, someone had this situation under control before Ape blew up at Bam for doing something so dumb. But just like Mina, the two of them never stayed mad at him for very long. 

"You'll protect me, won't you Mina?" His hand found hers and pulled her back closer to him. Mina narrowed her eyes at his cute attempt at pouting before giggling at him. He wasn't wrong, she'd move mountains for him if asked. She was absolutely positively screwed when it came to Brandon Cole Margera. 

"You're lucky I love you, idiot." She smiled at him before turning back towards the kitchen to now see that the alligator was gone. Ape had been taking deep breaths to calm down until she saw her son standing there with Mina. Her eyes glanced down to their joined hands and the corners of her lips turned upwards in a smile. To most mothers, nobody was going to be quite good enough for their kids to date. But to Ape, Mina couldn't be more perfect for her son. 

Ever since Bam brought Mina home from the skatepark when he was twelve, Ape knew then. The two of them were constantly with each other even when Dunn came into the picture. Even when Mina had taken the job at the coffee shop, she still made time for him throughout his skating career. Ape knew how hard it was for her trying to save money to support herself and dedicate time to him. Mina's parents were very absent throughout her childhood and onto her teens. Now she tried supporting them through their drug addiction by keeping the household afloat. Ape wasn't sure how the girl coped but there she was laughing at something he whispered in her ear. 

Ape knew he loved her but just couldn't bring himself to tell her. But still it was painfully obvious with how the two intereacted and until that day came, Ape would watch them fall further in love over time. 


Author's Note:

I obviously don't condone cheating in any way. However Bam and Mina are at this point just a mess and are just doing whatever the fuck they want. If you aren't comfortable with this, I'm sorry but it's just gonna get worse probably. Especially when the story moves into the filming of Viva La Bam which should start in the next few chapters. But thank you to everyone reading!






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