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Samara: If you add my age with theirs, we are technically in our early thirties!

PetSmart employee: ... Look, kid. You still need to be eighteen to adopt a cat.

Regan: Why don't we just go home? We can adopt a cat in the future.

Gage: NO!! Those cats are looking into our SOULS!! They WILL be our children! No worker shall get in our way!!

[Later]

News Anchor: Two young girls and a little boy were seen abducting approximately six cats from a local PetSmart earlier today-

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