Freddy and Jason: **at a basketball game**
Freddy and Jason: **gets on the kiss cam**
Jason: **blushing like crazy, covering his head**
Freddy: **making an obvious "no" gesture**
Crowd: **boos**
[Kiss Cam comes back to them several times during the game and they both object]
Freddy, fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR SATAN'S SAKE!!
Freddy: **grabs Jason by the collar, kissing him**
Crowd: **cheers loudly**
Jason: **sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock**
Jason: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us?
Freddy: **shrugs and continues to watch the game**
Ghostface and Michael, slipping a hundred bucks to the nearby cameraman: Thank you, my good sir.
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FanfictionFinale for the first four books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhee...
