Jason: Freddy, last night you got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Freddy: No, I didn't-
Jason: I specifically remember you saying "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
Happy Friday the 13th!!
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FanfictionFinale for the first four books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhee...
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Jason: Freddy, last night you got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Freddy: No, I didn't-
Jason: I specifically remember you saying "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
Happy Friday the 13th!!