Jill: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
June: Are you okay?
Jill: Jack stole my fucking garlic bread
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Jill: Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake. It's a win-win situation
Jack: It's like being dead without the commitment
Jill: an open relationship with death
Jack: Death with benefits
Jill: Every night stand
Quint: Are you two okay?
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Jill: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
Dirk: Yeah why?
Jill: They are the ghost of the bugs you killed
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Quint: The trees cut down to make Janga blocks are forced to relive there death over and over again
June: What the-- WHY?
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Rezzoch: I could kill you if I wanted to!
Jack: So could any other monster or a zombie
Rezzoch: I- what
Jill: So could a dog
Rezzoch:........
Jack: I mean a really dedicated duck could as well, the point is your not that special Rezzoch.
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The Last Kids on Earth Incorrect quotes ft. my oc
HumorThis is heavily inspired by two things one a request form @fakinBacon13, the request was if I could make separate stories like not based off the episode like going on a quest with a character or alone with someone so INCORRECT QUOTES!
