Dirk: It's my kitten in a box
*A kitten drops down into a box*
Dirk: It's my kitten in a box, yeah~
Dirk: Kitten in a box
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Dirk: This is my kitty cat, this is its kitty fat. It goes pat pat pat
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Bardle: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!
Jack: You said to bring my grades up
Bardle: ..... I did say that, let me see
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Jack: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
Jill: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
Jack: F*CK OFF!
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Rezzoch: *doing some sneaky sh!t* *trips* aah f*CK
Jack: WHO'S THERE!?!
Rezzoch: NOBODY F*CK OFF!
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June: Did it hurt when you fell?!
Jack: From what? Heaven? Or in love?
June: Dear, as much as I would love to save your ego, YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!
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The Last Kids on Earth Incorrect quotes ft. my oc
HumorThis is heavily inspired by two things one a request form @fakinBacon13, the request was if I could make separate stories like not based off the episode like going on a quest with a character or alone with someone so INCORRECT QUOTES!
