Jack: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Jill: I have a list
Quint: It's alphabetized
Jack: O_o
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*Jill when she first "met" Rezzoch*: The power of Christ--
Rezzoch: *Demonic screeching*
Jill: compels you!
Rezzoch: *More Demonic screeching*
Jill: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Rezzoch: *SCREECH'S IN REJECTED LAVA LAMP*
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Thrull and Rezzoch plotting: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
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Jill: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDIES WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS!
*Monsters in the background fighting*
Jill: Kumbaya ba Kumbaya
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Dirk: Hello Mr. Kitty, Can I pet the kitty?
*Mr. Kitty runs away*
Dirk: Hey where's you going!? Kitty! Come back here Mr. Kitty! KITTY WHERE YOU GOING!?
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Dirk: OMG KITTY!
Dirk: Another one, Another one, cat, cat, cat.
*One of the cats comes closer to Dirk*
Dirk: What's up buddy? What's up?
Dirk: Holy **** They're everywhere! >o<
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The Last Kids on Earth Incorrect quotes ft. my oc
HumorThis is heavily inspired by two things one a request form @fakinBacon13, the request was if I could make separate stories like not based off the episode like going on a quest with a character or alone with someone so INCORRECT QUOTES!
