Jack: Taking Bardle Christmas shopping.
Jill: Go ahead Bardle take a look
*Bardle takes off his blindfold only to see a bunch of coffins*
Bardle: *Glares at the twins*
Jack and Jill: *Trying hard not to laugh their butts off*
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Jill: DIRK IT'S CHRISTMAS!
Dirk: CHRISTMAS!! I'M COMING SANTA!!
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Jack: This song is called what I want for Christmas *Plays one note on Piano* Money
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Thrull: *infornt of some toy snowmen* Hail Rezzoch!
Toy Snowmen: Hail Rezzoch!
One of the Toy Snowmen: Hail Rezzoch Hail Rezzoch Hail Rezzoch Hail Rezzoch!
Thrull: Pfft- Haha
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Quint: It is Christmas time my dudes AHHHHHHHH!
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Jill: *walking around Joe's Pizza with a Santa hat on* Happy chrimmus. *Walks up to Bardle* Is chrismun! *Walks up to Chef* Merry crisis. *Walks up to Skaelka* Merry chrysler.
Chef to Bardle: Is your kid okay?
Bardle: Who knows at this point.
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Jack: Quint ask me what kind of tree I have
Quint: No
Jack: Quint ask me what kind of tree I have
Quint: No
Jack: Just Quint ask me what kind of tree I have
Quint: *sighs* What kind of tree do you have?
Jack: It's a Chris Pine
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*Christmas Karaoke with Dirk and Jill*
Jill: 🎶I really can't stay🎶
Dirk: Baby it's cold outside.
Jill: ... 🎶I have to go away...🎶
Dirk: It's cold.
Jill: 🎶This evening has been so very nice🎶
Dirk: *Nailing wood to the door* Now you can't leave.
Jill: ... (●__●)
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The Last Kids on Earth Incorrect quotes ft. my oc
HumorThis is heavily inspired by two things one a request form @fakinBacon13, the request was if I could make separate stories like not based off the episode like going on a quest with a character or alone with someone so INCORRECT QUOTES!
