Memories of the Marauders

The Geese

Hey, look, it's a herd of ducks.~Marlene McKinnon

I think the corret term would be geese, Marls.~Mary MacDonald

Yeah wouldn't want to offend them, would you?~ Remus Lupin

Give me some bread, I want to feed them.~Marlene McKinnon

Don't let them bite you.~Remus Lupin

Shut up, they won't bite. They're ducks.~Marlene McKinnon

Geese. Here, go feed the whole herd~Mary MacDonald

I don't think a group of geese is called a herd, its called a gaggle, but whatever floats your boat.~Remus Lupin

Here little geese, I brought you some bread.~Marlene McKinnon

Is she talking to the herd of geese? And you though I was weird.~Mary MacDonald

There, finished. Enjoy, you little gooses. Um. They won't... get out of the way.~Marlene McKinnon

C'mon Marlene, we have to get back up to the castle.~Remus Lupin

I'd love to, but the herd has me trapped.~Marlene McKinnon

Just walk through, they'll move.~Mary MacDonald

Okay.....yeah they're not moving. Mary, Remus, mind helping a girl out?~Marlene McKinnon

Yeah sure Marlene we'll just pick up the ducks and move them out of the way for you.~Remus Lupin

Ha. Ha. Very funny, Remus.~Marlene McKinnon

Let's go Marls, we'll be late. Just nudge them with your foot as you walk through.~ Mary MacDonald

Oh my god! Oh my god! MARY! REMUS! IT JUST HISSED AT ME! I DIDN'T KNOW GEESE HISS! OH MERLIN HELP HELP HELP!~Marlene McKinnon

Calm down...just nudge them some more.~Remus Lupin

OH MERLIN HELP, IT JUST HISSED AGAIN!~Marlene McKinnon

Just run passed them, Marlene, we have to go.~ Mary MacDonald

I don't think...~Remus Lupin

OH MY GOD GET AWAY! THEY'RE CHASING ME! WHY ARE THEY CHASING ME! HELP HELP HELP!

Run....run faster!~ Remus Lupin

YOU TWO GIVE THE WORST ADVICE EVER!~Marlene McKinnon