Cheesy Jokes

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I'm so bored.~James

What do want us to do about it?~Lily

Hey, let's tell cheesy jokes!~Mary

Why?~Sirius

Because the stupidity of the joke makes it funny.~Mary

Okay. You start.~Remus

Okay...um. Oh! Knock knock!~Mary

What?~James

Your supposed to say who's there.~Mary

Okay.~James

Why are we whispering?~Sirius

Say who's there.~Mary

Okay. Who's there?~James

Boo.~Mary

Oh dear god.~Lily

Boo who?~James

Aww, don't cry. Blue skies!~Mary

Oh how you make me laugh.~James

Was that sarcasm?~Lily

I don't know, was that sarcasm?~James

Hey I have one!~Sirius

You do?Well, say it!~Lily

Okay, Remus. What sleeps in the jungle, mighty jungle, tonight.~Sirius

Wait, what?~Remus

What sleeps in the mighty jungle tonight?~Sirius

*sigh* What sleeps in the mighty jungle?~Remus

The werewolf sleeps tonight!~Sirius

Hey, why did all the people here right now cross the road?~ Remus

Why?~Sirius

To get away from you.~Remus

Oooh, better see Madam Pomfry for that burn.~James

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