I'm so bored.~James
What do want us to do about it?~Lily
Hey, let's tell cheesy jokes!~Mary
Why?~Sirius
Because the stupidity of the joke makes it funny.~Mary
Okay. You start.~Remus
Okay...um. Oh! Knock knock!~Mary
What?~James
Your supposed to say who's there.~Mary
Okay.~James
Why are we whispering?~Sirius
Say who's there.~Mary
Okay. Who's there?~James
Boo.~Mary
Oh dear god.~Lily
Boo who?~James
Aww, don't cry. Blue skies!~Mary
Oh how you make me laugh.~James
Was that sarcasm?~Lily
I don't know, was that sarcasm?~James
Hey I have one!~Sirius
You do?Well, say it!~Lily
Okay, Remus. What sleeps in the jungle, mighty jungle, tonight.~Sirius
Wait, what?~Remus
What sleeps in the mighty jungle tonight?~Sirius
*sigh* What sleeps in the mighty jungle?~Remus
The werewolf sleeps tonight!~Sirius
Hey, why did all the people here right now cross the road?~ Remus
Why?~Sirius
To get away from you.~Remus
Oooh, better see Madam Pomfry for that burn.~James
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Memories of the Marauders
Randomconversations shared between the marauders and their friends. ○ ○ ○ • James Potter • Sirius Black • Remus Lupin • Peter Pettigrew • Lily Evans • Marlene McKinnon • Mary MacDonald • Alice Fortescue •