Hey, look, it's a herd of ducks.~Marlene McKinnon
I think the corret term would be geese, Marls.~Mary MacDonald
Yeah wouldn't want to offend them, would you?~ Remus Lupin
Give me some bread, I want to feed them.~Marlene McKinnon
Don't let them bite you.~Remus Lupin
Shut up, they won't bite. They're ducks.~Marlene McKinnon
Geese. Here, go feed the whole herd~Mary MacDonald
I don't think a group of geese is called a herd, its called a gaggle, but whatever floats your boat.~Remus Lupin
Here little geese, I brought you some bread.~Marlene McKinnon
Is she talking to the herd of geese? And you though I was weird.~Mary MacDonald
There, finished. Enjoy, you little gooses. Um. They won't... get out of the way.~Marlene McKinnon
C'mon Marlene, we have to get back up to the castle.~Remus Lupin
I'd love to, but the herd has me trapped.~Marlene McKinnon
Just walk through, they'll move.~Mary MacDonald
Okay.....yeah they're not moving. Mary, Remus, mind helping a girl out?~Marlene McKinnon
Yeah sure Marlene we'll just pick up the ducks and move them out of the way for you.~Remus Lupin
Ha. Ha. Very funny, Remus.~Marlene McKinnon
Let's go Marls, we'll be late. Just nudge them with your foot as you walk through.~ Mary MacDonald
Oh my god! Oh my god! MARY! REMUS! IT JUST HISSED AT ME! I DIDN'T KNOW GEESE HISS! OH MERLIN HELP HELP HELP!~Marlene McKinnon
Calm down...just nudge them some more.~Remus Lupin
OH MERLIN HELP, IT JUST HISSED AGAIN!~Marlene McKinnon
Just run passed them, Marlene, we have to go.~ Mary MacDonald
I don't think...~Remus Lupin
OH MY GOD GET AWAY! THEY'RE CHASING ME! WHY ARE THEY CHASING ME! HELP HELP HELP!
Run....run faster!~ Remus Lupin
YOU TWO GIVE THE WORST ADVICE EVER!~Marlene McKinnon
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Memories of the Marauders
Randomconversations shared between the marauders and their friends. ○ ○ ○ • James Potter • Sirius Black • Remus Lupin • Peter Pettigrew • Lily Evans • Marlene McKinnon • Mary MacDonald • Alice Fortescue •