Memories of the Marauders

Captain Jamesicus

I want a boat.~James

What? Why?~Peter

Because then I can be like Captain Jack Sparrow.~James

So I'm guessing you watched a muggle movie.~Remus

You bet. It was cool! I think I have a lot in common with Captain Jack.~James

Like what?~Peter

Well...our names both start with J.~James

Oh, your right!~Peter

And we both are captains. He's a captain of a ship. I'm captain of the quidditch team.~James

It's like your the same person.~Remus

I hope you know I'm taking that seriously.~James

Of course.~Peter

I'm going to buy a boat.~James

Please don't~Remus

Where would you put it.~Peter

In the lake.~James

And then you can fight the giant squid.~Remus

Good idea! I think I will do that. And there's no need to smack your own face, Moony, it won't stop me from being Captain Jamesicus.~James

Jamesicus?~Remus

Yup.~James

Jamesicus?~Remus

Yeah...why?~James

If anyone asks, I don't know you.~Remus

Awww, but I was going to make you my right hand man.~James

What happened to your left hand?~Peter

I already promised Sirius he would be that.~James

And what's his pirate name? Scurvius?~Remus

Oooo, nice one....Remuscus.~James

Shut up Captain Jamesicus, or I'll throw you overboard.~Remus