Meanwhile with Akane (short)

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POV Akane
Location the church of bidoof
5/31/4048
Time Afternoon

Shawn: why would you hug a shinx?

Akane: it was cute.

Shawn: that is not a good reason.

Akane: where is Aaron? He should be yelling at me by now.

Shawn: he is hmmm sleeping in a hole?

Akane: that is something he would do. Is there anything fun to do here?

Shawn: yeah follow me.

Shawn brings Akane to a classroom.

Akane: I said fun, not school.

Shawn: just sit down.

Akane sits down.

Shawn: we are here to learn the about the true God.

Akane: Arceus?

Shawn: never say that name.

Akane: Aaron does it better.

Shawn: bidoof is the true God.

Akane: but Aaron told me Arceus Is God.

Shawn: AARON IS A NO GOOD SINNER.

Akane: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND LIKE THAT.

Shawn: we are moving on. Anyone who thinks bidoof is not the re-

Akane: I feel like Aaron called me stupid.

Shawn: pay attention.

Akane: ok

Shawn: Anyone who thinks bidoof is not the real God should be punished.

Akane: but he's not.

Shawn: look Akane I am trying to save you, you should be with that no good sinner but

Akane: Aaron doesn't like sleeping with people.

Shawn: Akane, listen I kinda like you and that's why I Convinced the church to let me teach you the way of bidoof.

Akane: I can't date you, I like Cynthia. Akane says proudly.

Shawn: Cynthia you mean the Champion.

Akane: yeah.

Shawn: it is unacceptable to want to date the same gender that is strictly prohi-

Akane abruptly stands up her hat falling over her eyes. She wakes to one of the lanterns and picks it up and starts walking to the door.

Shawn: w-where are you going? He says for some reason shaking in fear.

Akane says nothing and keeps walking to the exit. When she gets out of the Church she turns around and throws the lantern at it causing it to start burning down the church. After the church burns down Aaron appears beside her.

Aaron: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO AKANE?

Akane: they said I couldn't date Cynthia.

Aaron: you know what Good job.

Mimic: ditto. Mimic turns into Aaron and give Akane a Thumbs.

???: I want to now what there saying.

Me: use context clues.

??? pulls out a gun and points it at me.

???: that the end of this chapter me and tb are gonna negotiate.

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