Fizzarolli x Blitzo Cult

VINES

Fizzoralli: CUT INTO PIECES THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE BAR HAHHAHA

Blitzo: ???

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Fizzarolli: *long pause* Hi Welcome to Ozzies!

Blitzo: I thought this was Taco bell-

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Blitzo: *Driving*

Fizzoralli: *eating icecream*

Blitzo: *Stops car*

Fizzarolli: *spits out ice cream* BLITZO

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Fizzarolli: *drunk* What the fuck is up, Blitzo? No what did you say, what the fuck dude? SHUT THE FUCK UP, BLITZO-

Blitzo: Babe-

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Fizzarolli: *got beaten up by Ozzie* Mothertrucker dude.... that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

Millie: *WHEEZES*

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Blitzo: I- I can't hear you, balloons?

Fizzarolli: I what the fuck?

The car: *flies into the air*

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Blitzo: SO I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

Fizzarolli: *dies of laughter*

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Blitzo: Alex! Your speech was so good!

Fizzarolli: I'll be like, I didn't even try they didn't even like the trials, it's like improving-

Blitzo: Oh my gawd, why can't you just take the fucking compliment AHHHHHHHH-

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Blitzo: Toss me my keys

Fizzarolli: *throws printer*

Blitzo: I said my keys.

Fizzarolli: I thought you said printer

Blitzo: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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Fizzarolli: This kids are definitely on crack right now-

Blitzo: YEAH *drinks some more beer* YEAHAAAAAAAHEHHHHHHHHHHH

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Blitzo: * drunk * We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed

- Whatcha gonna do? Hm? Whatcha gonna do

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