Dazai: *shows up to work late as usual*
Kunikida, Kenji, and Atsushi: *all staring at Dazai with crossed arms*
Dazai: *confused* Erm...is something going on?
Atsushi: Yes there is, Mr. Dazai.
Kenji: Yep.
Kunikida: And it's a very serious matter.
Dazai: What is it?
Kunikida: You know what you did.
Dazai: I'm seriously confused here.
Atsushi: Did you forget how you not only wrote another note to Chuuya but also stole his wine?
Dazai: ...Oh yeah, that.
Kenji: That wasn't very nice of you.
Dazai: He deserved it.
Kunikida: No, he didn't.
Dazai: Kunikida, why are you taking the shortie's side? :(
Kunikida: I'm not taking sides. I'm merely pointing out that you need to stop antagonizing Chuuya.
Dazai: But it's fun.
Atsushi: Not for him.
Dazai: *pouts* Y'all are my coworkers and yet you're defending Chuuya?
Kenji: Yes.
Atsushi: Honestly Mr. Dazai, I expected better of you. Chuuya doesn't deserve that.
Dazai: *shrugs* Might be a sign to lower your expectations then. *tries to ignore how the remark made him feel*
Atsushi: *sighs*
Kenji: He's right, you know. There was no good reason to do what you did. You were probably just trying to get a reaction out of him. Quite frankly, that's very childish of you.
Dazai: *slightly hurt by Kenji's words*
Kunikida: *looks at Dazai*
Dazai: *looks back at Kunikida*
Kunikida: I hate to say it, but I'm disappointed.
Dazai: *gasps in horror* KUUUUUUUNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... DON'T BE MAD AT MEEEEEE!!!!
Kunikida: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Dazai: That's even worse! *looks sad*
Kunikida: *sighs* I don't like being disappointed in you, but I've told you many times that you need to stop antagonizing Chuuya.
Dazai: I know...
Kunikida: *feels bad but tries to retain his strict mode* Now Dazai, you need to apologize to Chuuya for stealing his wine and writing him another one of those notes. Do I make myself clear?
Dazai: But I don't want to...
Kunikida, Kenji, and Atsushi: *just stare at Dazai*
Dazai: Fine...I guess I will...
Kunikida, Kenji, and Atsushi: Good.
Kunikida: Knowing him, he'll probably break into here again so just apologize to him if/when that happens.
Dazai: Ok... *sad that the three of them are disappointed in him*
Chuuya: *breaks down the door*
Atsushi: 0_0 *starts to wonder if Kunikida's a fortune teller*
Dazai: *just looks at Chuuya*
Chuuya: *glares at Dazai* Mackerel.
Dazai: Chuuya.
Chuuya: *shocked that Dazai's not calling him a shortie*
Dazai: I just need to say that I'm...sorry...for...writing you that note...and...stealing your wine... *dying inside and doesn't sound sincere at all*
Chuuya: *even more shocked* Am I dreaming right now...?
Kenji: Nope! This is real.
Chuuya: 0_0
Atsushi: What he said.
Dazai: Yep. I said it, shortie.
Chuuya: .......... *glares at Dazai*
Dazai: *smirks*
Chuuya: I knew you didn't mean it. Jerk.
Dazai: Yeah, I only said it so my coworkers wouldn't continue to be disappointed in me.
Chuuya: Oh, so you got Kunikida to be disappointed in you? I never thought I'd live to see the day. You deserve it.
Dazai: It's the worst feeling ever!
Chuuya: Good, you deserve to suffer like that.
Kunikida: Alright Chuuya, that'll do. *looks at Dazai* even if you clearly didn't mean it, at least you managed to apologize.
Dazai: Does that mean you're not disappointed anymore?
Kunikida: Yeah.
Dazai: *grins* Yay!
Chuuya: I still am. Not that I expected anything better from you.
Dazai: Good, stay disappointed.
Chuuya: *still mad*
Atsushi: Come on, Mr. Dazai. That's not necessary.
Dazai: Yes, it is.
Kenji: *sighs* He's beyond all hope, guys.
Atsushi: I hate to say it, but I'm starting to believe it myself.
Dazai: Y'all are mean.
Kenji: Says the one that stole Chuuya's wine and wrote him a mean note.
Dazai: ...Have you been hanging out with Yosano and Kyouka?
Kenji: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. :)
Dazai: I'll take that as a yes.
Chuuya: *scowling*
Dazai: *sighs* Fine. Chuuya, I apologize for stealing your wine and writing you another mean note.
Chuuya: You're not forgiven and you never will be. *leaves*
Dazai: Ouch.
Atsushi: You finally apologized properly! :D
Dazai: Indeed I did. Does that mean you guys aren't disappointed anymore?
Kenji: Yep.
Atsushi: *nods*
Dazai: *looks at Kunikida*
Kunikida: I already said I'm not disappointed anymore, so don't worry. I'm proud of you. *pats Dazai's head*
Dazai: *smiles* Yay!
Kunikida: But don't do it again.
Dazai: I'm afraid I can't promise that.
Atsushi and Kenji: *stare at Dazai*
Dazai: But I shall try.
Kunikida: Good.
Dazai: I've said it before and I'll say it again...for you I'd do anything.
Kunikida: *blushing a little* Right.
Atsushi and Kenji: *giggle a little*
Chuuya: *yells from the Mafia's headquarters* GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
Dazai: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER SHORTIE!!!!!!!!!! Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have called him that again.
Kunikida: Nah, it's justified in this case. He's made that comment more times than I can count.
Dazai: Very true. You should lecture him sometime about that.
Kunikida: Yeah, I think I will.
(A/N: aaaaaaaaaaannnndddd now I'm tempted to actually write a scenario where Kunikida lectures Chuuya so y'all can probably expect to see that in the near future)
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BSD Scenarios
FanfictionAs the title says, this is going to be a book of Bungou Stray Dogs scenarios and incorrect quotes Warning: this will get very random at times I'll update whenever I can STARTED: April 3, 2022
