Top gun imagines + headcannons

Being the younger sibling of bob would include..

- Having a dry as hell older brother. He doesn't understand 'your mom' jokes. Please try to explain them if you accidentally let one slip..
- getting into arguments with hangman: "bagman. Bagman. Bagma-" "WHAT!?" "ROBERT HE YELLED AT ME-"
- Oh, you have a nickname on the airbase. It's squint. You definitely earned it because you always forget your sunglasses, and squint whenever you see sunlight.
- the only reason you are actually on the airbase during the day is because it's summer, you don't have school, and you and Roberts parents passed away due to a car crash when you were 9. penny offered to take care of you during the day when Robert is working.
- robert is amazing at doing hair. Braids, Buns, Pigtails, I apologize but if your black/mixed he cannot help you with your hair. But he'll definitely try to find someone who can.
- you like to fuck with him on the first day of school, so when he drops you off(hangman and rooster are usually with him.) you say "bye dad." Poor boy turns beat red and hangman and rooster are dying in the backseat.