That Time We Got Reincarnated Into slimes (hiatus)

Is this transformers?

Please hahkakah the orc lord's laugh.

What's so funny?.

Why would you say please to us?.

I figured I should be nice to you guys because I'm going to be killing you. I point at the bigger one, I'm guessing that the smaller one Is the one that killed the village.

Ok rimuru-chan I'll wait for your fight to finish and watch you so you can watch me!.

What? Shouldn't we fight together?.

Let me think I put my Index finger on my temple without thinking at all.

NOPE!.

But shouldn't we work together? Shion and Hakurou are fighting them In the background.

We would have a better chance at winning and I don't want you to get hurt! He screeches.

Hahah It's ok they're WEAK! I shout so they can hear me.

(turns around slowly)

Let's fight! He grins manically.

You look really creepy, I say pointing at him.

An Idea pop's Into Rinaru's head.

Ne do you want some bacon?.

Everyone stops and looks at her like :0.

I really want to know because if you want bacon just eat yourself she says In a duh tone.

Little girl, are you just going to delay this fight to save your ego?.

But I thought I made a psa that rimuru will fight this one I point. And I'm going to fight you, can't we wait. I wanna see how he fights. It's hot.

Hot? You say!........ Aww what the heck If It's hot then of course!.

I'm glad we came to an agreement, I say, shaking his hand.

Actually what are your pronouns?.

I go bye she/her.

Ok good to know I smile.

You know you're quite the beauty, like the most beautiful person I ever met!.

Ara ara~ thank you so much!.

Can you stand up for me?.

Of Course I stand like a stick.

Do a looking back pose for me!.

I put my hands on my hips and look back with a smirk.

Yessss hold on a second let me make you something to sit on.

She makes a huge stage with lights.

Wow this Is so cool I scream while jumping.

Why thank you this Is one of my many talents (blows smoke out her nose)

(timeskip)

After 30 min of posing we talk.

Hey, you're reincarnated right.

Why yes I am but how did you know?.

Well I asked what your pronouns are and I doubt that anybody knows what that means yet but you're pretty nice I'm sorry you died and became a pig not even a cute,hot one you look like the other orc lord I say pointing at the battle going on.