Actors - GotG

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*No One's POV*

"Next up, we have the Guardians of the Galaxy's actors! We're really close to being done with the actors, so hold on a little tighter!"

"Next up, we have the Guardians of the Galaxy's actors! We're really close to being done with the actors, so hold on a little tighter!"

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"First up, we have Peter Quill, also known as Star-Lord's actor, Chris Pratt. He is currently 43 years old."

"Ain't no way that's Quill." Rocket says, crossing his arms over his chest. "Absolutely no way."

"Yeah," Drax said. "This Chris is much better looking than Quill."

"We're the same person!" Quill cried.

"Next up, we have Zoe Saldaña, Gamora's actor

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"Next up, we have Zoe Saldaña, Gamora's actor. She is currently 44 years old."

"That's Gamora?!" Quill said, his jaw dropping. 

"Indeed."

"Damn."

"Next up, we have Drax's actor, Dave Bautista

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"Next up, we have Drax's actor, Dave Bautista. He is currently 53 years old."

"Now that," Drax says, pointing at the screen. "That is a man!"

Everyone stared at Drax while his teammates either facepalmed or sighed.

"Sure." Sam said slowly.

"Third from last, we have Groot's actor, Vin Diesel

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"Third from last, we have Groot's actor, Vin Diesel. He is currently 55 years old."

"I am Groot." Groot said for the first time since he was brought to the theater.

Sam yelped. "What the hell man!" 

"Did that tree just talk?" Bucky asked, staring at Groot with wide eyes.

"I am Groot."

"The hell," Bucky breathed, before turning back to face the screen.

"I am Steve Rogers."

"Second to last, we have Mantis's actor, Pom Klementieff

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"Second to last, we have Mantis's actor, Pom Klementieff. She is currently 36 years old."

"That last name is a mouthful." Shuri commented, Peter nodding his head in agreement. 

"You look positively ugly." Drax said to Mantis, who gave him a big smile.

"Thank you, Drax!" She said brightly. Everyone stared at them for a few moments before Mantis's smile fell.

"What?" She asked, confused.

"Nothing, just nothing." Rhodey said as everyone practically turned back to face the screen in sync. 

"Anyways, our last member of the Guardians is Rocket Raccoon's actor, Bradley Cooper

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"Anyways, our last member of the Guardians is Rocket Raccoon's actor, Bradley Cooper. He is currently 47 years old."

"Raccoon?!" Rocket cried. "I'm not a raccoon!"

"Ehh," Tony said, looking at the raccoon. "I'm pretty sure you are."

"Rocket, enough." Gamora snapped while Groot pushed the smaller figure down back into his chair.

"Same thing for you, Tony." Pepper said when she saw her fiance opening his mouth to retort.

Tony grunted as he crossed his arms over his chest and fell back into his seat. Peter snickered at his mentors antics.


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