Cracky chatfic based off of ep. 95/96

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[Tags: Crack, crack treated seriously, plotless,  self-indulgent as all hell, Personal headcannons, charlet, this is very stupid im srry]



Brook: half an hour


Brook: half an hour chase


Brook: thirty minutes


Chase: Brook don't


Brook: chase


Brook: chase pls


Chase: Could you at least spell my name correctly?


Chase: Also you're the one who didn't knock


Brook: stfu


Brook:
no


Brook: chase


Brook: ur paying for my bleach


Chase:  Brook it wasn't what it looked like


Brook: "It WAsN't WhaT iT LoOkED LIkE"


Brook:  do you think i believe that?


Brook: im sorry but SOME PEOPLE


Brook: DONT WANT TO WALK IN ON SOMEONE TRYING TO FUCK THEIR SISTER


Chase: Brook!


Chase: Scarlet's right across the room!


Brook: she literally cant hear us


Brook: we're texting dumbass


Chase: Well


Chase: I wasn't trying to do that with her!


Chase: I swear!


Brook: again u say that like im going to believe it


Brook:  why were you shirtless then?


Brook: why was she on her goddamn knees?


Brook: istg chase if you tried to force anything on her


Chase: I DID NOT


Chase: I get that you're mad at me but I would never do that!


Chase: Especially not to Scarlet!


Brook: okay okay


Brook: fine, thats true


Brook: but i still dont want you dancing the devils tango with Scar


Brook: just dont


Chase: Will you ever just listen to me??


Brook: no.


Brook: I mean imagine if Boss lady walked in


Chase: ?


Brook: ur mom


Chase: ...


Chase: BROOK


Brook: itd be worse


Brook: or not


Brook: idk, dont care either


Brook: just dont fuck Scarlet


Chase: I wasn't trying to do that in the first place.


Brook: even if u weren't the idea was planted in ur mind wasn't it?


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*Chase stopped typing*


Brook: u know what


Brook: thats it


Brook: im done


Brook: the next time this happens i am immediately telling boss lady


Chase: you wouldn't...


Brook: and I wont


Brook: as long as you don't try to fuck Scarlet


Chase: I'm not even going to say something back anymore


Chase: I wont, I promise


Brook: u better promise


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