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Ch-5 Reunion

2:46 am

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Eats ass: hwyb wher er u guys

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: What the fuck?

Ass: he said 'where r u guys'

Elaine: we found the book!

Eats ass: MND A MUFERER

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: A what.

Remi: dont mind him! Just meet us at the entrance..someone else is in the school

Remi: also..sera and john are still with u right?

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Yes.

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Wait no, sera is gone.

Elaine: oh mh oranges, did they get her already??

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: They? Who is "they"??

Eats ass: omg you asshole we dont know their pronouns 🤦‍♂️

Ass: thats not the problem here

Eats ass: idk bro..thats kinda homophobic of u..

Ass: WE ARE GOING TO DIE.

Remi: everything is fine ʘ‿ʘ

Elaine: oh my oranges x 2

Cecile: whats up with u and oranges, jesus

Remi: leave her alone. 👺🔪

Ass: how did u guys manage to taint our precious remi

Eats ass: AHJEM

Eats ass: if izc sera yhen we have a deadbody to hide later

Remi: But what if its a teacher??

Eats ass: thbg thsts an evn bigger body to hibe

Cecile: are you incapable of spelling isen

Cecile: Arlo you hire illiterate people? Breaking news.

Eats ass: why aer u inceble of SHUING UP

Eats ass: sorry mommy

Cecile: why is he on the school newspaper again? @Arlo

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: I do not know.

Remi: But wha about sera

Ass: nobody can defeat sera im sure shes fine

Ass: but john is still with u right?

Remi: i havent seen him text, did he forget his phone?

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Probably.

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: And yes hes still with me.

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Hes having a seizure

Elaine: thats nice! Make sure to meet us at the entrance with him soon

Remi: arlo..i dont think thats a good thing

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Are you sure

Eats ass: wgit hat te fuck?

Ass: is he dying?

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: I hope so 💆‍♂️

Elaine:

Eats ass:

Ass:

Cecile:

Remi:

Elaine: OMG WHY IS THE HALLWAY MEOWING?

Eats ass: hallwyys can meow?

Remi: i think were abt to die

Elaine: NOOOO REMI RUN ILL BUY U TIME☹

Remi: NOO I CANT LEAVE U ಥ‿ಥ

Elaine: remi.. ☹

Remi: ill always remember u elaine!!

Sera: What kind of soap opera bullshit is this

Cecile: shhh theyre having a moment

Sera: oi u didnt even join us,

Cecile: of course not, who would report ur dead bodies if i went? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sera: im coming for ur ass during lunch, count ur prayers biatch 🖕

Cecile:

Eats ass: oh thank fuck..

Eats ass: it was sera,

Elaine: yaaaay we found sera

Remi: she has a cat!!

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Where did you find a cat. We're in a school.

Sera: u think i found it INSIDE???

Sera: it was outside the science lab window, it looked cold so i scooped him up

Sera: his name is bert

Eats ass: bert is such a shitty name

Ass: name it tom

Eats ass: r u a grandpa?? Who tf names their cat tom in this and day and age

Ass: fawk u 🖕

Elaine: i do! one of my cats is named tom

Remi: ...one of..???

Elaine: yea! I have 12 back at home

Ass:

Eats ass:

Sera:

Sera: elaine, marry me

Remi: WHATT!?!?

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: No hang on. So you're telling me you went OUT of the school building picked up a cat, then went BACK in

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: While we were all trying to escape??

Sera: ye

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦:

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: someone please kill me

Sera: plus i thought u and john needed some "mommy daddy time"

Ass: AHSJSHSKZJ

Cecile: LAMSJSS

Sera: the tension needed some serous spa treatment

Sera: it was THICC.

Eats ass: damnn thicc sexual tension?

Eats ass: you got smth u wanna tell us, father arlo? 👀

Sera has changed Johns name to Mommy

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: I want to dive into concrete and just. Stay there.

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Isen if you think being my personal foot stool saves you from death you are sorely mistaken.

Eats ass:

Eats ass: REMI SAVE ME 🏃‍♂️

Remi: Elaine u hear smth?

Elaine: Hear what? 💆‍♀️

Eats ass: bruh :(

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