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Ch-14 Cupids Arrow

Cecile--the real shi TM
*Remi-- Equality
*Elaine-- Fukk equality
Blyke--Ass
Isen--cake stealing rat--> Isen
Arlo--Daddy👨‍👦‍👦
John--Mommy
*Seraphina--Sera
Evie

Famil bondung🏡
1:23pm

Mommy: Im dying

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: again? Atsonishing

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: is this the 5th time this week? Truly amazing

Real shi TM: dibs on decorating the coffin

Isen: i have a few stickers

Mommy: when the fuck did ur name get changed

Sera: do any of them perhaps spell out w-h-o-r-e?

Mommy: WHAT

Mommy: IM NOT A WHORE

Sera: the name u gave arlo says otherwise johnny

Isen: im missing an e :(

Evie: i have a e sticker! Its bright pink tho

Sera: even better, bless ur precious bean soul :)

Evie: ╭（′▽‵）╯

Fukk equality: so wholesome <3

Mommy: last time i checked bully the cripple day was on Wednesday

Ass: oh

Sera:oh

Isen: oh

Real shi TM: oh

Fukk equality: oh

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: i dont give a fuck

Mommy: repeating phrases ur mom said when she had u isnt very cool

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: nor is repeating phrases and songs from various kid shows

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: unless my memory has gone bad were u not singing paw patrol in while cleaning an empty classroom a week or two ago?

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: or was that another helmet wearing idiot

Mommy:

Mommy: listej here u mpmmy issue flled fuckbyy i wyll trqaxk down u ur familt and everyone who u hold dear, ########### 5hen replqce their pantries with prunes, track you down beat the evry lovpng shpt out of u then #### u violently until u break out in hives and combust into a shriveled pile of ###########

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: a

Equality: how is he being censored

Equality: im not complaingmbut how (ಠ_ಠ )

Sera: john if i may ask what is that 4 letter word that u placed before "u"

Mommy: ITS NOT FUCKInG SUCK

Evie: ( ￣ー￣;)ゞ

Fukk equality: the bean is being tainted

Equality: im not liking the energy that we have created in the studio today

Sera:🤕💕

Sera: since im a very caring friend, why you are experiencing a near death situation john?

Mommy: i needed help studying, but i dont feel very loved here so nvm :(((

Evie: wow! Thats very life threatening

Mommy: ...i know this probably isnt her throwing shade because beans are incapable,

Mommy: bUt GODDAMN TNAT HURT

Mommy: im running away from home, fuck this family 😭

Equality: naaaoooooooooooooo :(

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: im glad u know

Sera: im busy, study with arlo ❤❤❤

Mommy: fail my exams instead? Sounds great!

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: no.

Mommy: see, its a mutual agreement

Sera: sigh, you force my hand in these situations johnny

Mommy: wh

Mommy: ASJOORD45HK,

Mommy: SJKKLLLLLLLLLLLL,,,..,,MJJHU89P

Ass: WHATBTHE FUKM

Ass: JESU CHRIST ATLEAST KNOCK FIRST

Mommy: assdHJJJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Isen: what happend bro? 🤕

Equality: he died again?

Isen: two funerals in one day? Expensive

Fukk equality: as a wise man once said, "if worse comes to worse just stack em"

Isen:AHSJJSJSJS

The real shi TM: LMAOM

Isen: john is fr rolling in his grave rn

Ass: bro

Ass: john just Died

Isen: we kinda gssed that by the intense screaming bro

Ass: sera just kicked the door down, knocked him out n dragged him away

Fukk equality: sounds about right

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Mission Jarlo 👬💕💅
1:30pm



*Elaine--cupid
Seraphina
*Isen
Blyke
Remi


Seraphina: mission complete, dropped him off at arlos house

Isen: LMAO u sound like a soccer mom dropping off her kid at dayczre

Blyke: wbat if he doesnt let him in tho

Seraphina: thats why i booted him inside ❤

Isen: w h a t?

Remi: the plan is in action 😼

Seraphina: i was kinda sceptical abt this whole plan but this is honestly fun

Seraphina: as long as john doesnt get hurt ofc..

Remi: 😊😊

Blyke: not to judge but why are there nails in the group name

Isen: it was radiating homo so i put it there

Remi: ...i kinda see it now

Cupid: SKSKSKS



















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Extra! Thanks for the support!!!!!!

1. ("Mission Jarlo👬💕💅" was originally formed as a prank somewhere around ch7 by Isen and Elaine but turned into something more serious later on)

2.(The star before their name in gcs is showing who has admin)

3.(It is now 3 weeks after the turf wars incident)

/ I love how nobody questioned if "they" got caught snuggling after everyone woke up