Drugs Are For Losers. Do Alcohol Instead!

Ch-13 Danger duo!

Cecile--the real shi TM
*Remi-- Equality
*Elaine-- Fukk equality
Blyke--Ass
Isen--Eats ass
Arlo--Daddy👨‍👦‍👦
John--Mommy
*Seraphina--Sera
Evie

Famil bondung 🏡
8:58pm

Mommy: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mommy: hhsjjkkkkkkkkkkk

Mommy: I want to fucking kill myself

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦:Good morning to you too John.

Ass: I walk into my dorm to see 20 boxes of gel and 5 full of beer bottles

Sera:???

Ass: And john standing over all of them

Sera: ????

Fukk equality: well this is an interesting combo..

Mommy: i cant believe they moved me in with chili

Mommy: there were so many good options, hell i wouldve taken zeke..

Mommy: well- maybe not zeke but still..

Ass: if u call me chili one more time ill kill u

Mommy: try it lazerboy.

Ass:

Sera: wait..john you drink?

Mommy:

Cake stealing rat:

Cake stealing rat: ahaha..anyways

Cake stealing rat: can some1 pls help me clean lab three tommorrow?

Ass: yea..

Equality: Eh?

Cake stealing rat: it blew up

The real shi TM: 👀

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: i somehow doubt it did that by itself.

Cake stealing rat: well...

Cake stealing rat: we were doing our work peacefully then the frogs in the tank flew out and ruined our project

Cake: crazy right?

Ass:

Ass: hes lying he dropped a frog in our project to see if itd fly or not

Cake stealing rat: bro why have u betrayed me:(

Equality: im disapointed but not surprised, do you know how long it will take to clean the lab and fix the equipment? Think about the poor janitor! They probably have a family waiting at home, hell they probably have bills to pay and a life to live, not to mention the poor teacher who will have to explain and take responsibility for most of it too. You should be ashamed.

Fukk equality: get em babe! ❤💕💃💃💃

Equality: (*•｀u • )b

Cake stealing rat:

Cake stealing rat: did i miss a chapter?
-message was deleted-

Ass: YOU GUYS ARE DATING?

Fukk equality: (^////^)

Equality: (-/////-)

Sera: SINCE WHEN..???

Equality: well at the game night thingy we ended up talking alot and.. one thing came to another and i ended up confessing hehe

Fukk equality: yup!

Equality: ❤❤❤

Fukk equality: 💕💕💕❤❤

Sera: its a sad day to be single..

Cake stealing rat: yeah..

Sera: bro stfu u have options

Cake stealing rat: 😢

Cake stealing rat: nobody even asked if the frogs are ok

Mommy: nobody gives a fuck

Equality: language! ლ (ಠ_ಠ ლ)

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: well if you were dropped into steaming corrosive liquid you probably wouldnt be ok now would you?

Cake stealing rat: :(

Cake stealing rat: exam week is coming up soon ion need this stress 😢😢

Cake stealing rat: 🏃‍♂️

Mommy: well, there goes my half decent day

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: Thats the least of my worries

Equality: wow already? I almost forgot

Ass: too bad that project was 30% OF OUR DUCKIMG GRADE FOR CHEM.

Cake stealing rat: IM SPRRYYYYY

Sera: while theyre having another lovers quarrel, rems can i add someone

Sera: pls :)

Equality: sure!

Sera added Evie

Mommy: ?

Evie: ༼ * ºل͟º ༽

Evie: seraphina..?

Sera: LMAO No im seraphina, thats my friend john

Mommy: LOL

Cake stealing rat: BAHAHSH

Fukk equality:AHSHAJAKAK

Equality: id probably get it mixed up aswell haha

Sera: those two are Isen and remi

Equality: hiii!

Evie: WHAT!!!

Sera: Fukk equality is elaine ass is blyke and daddy is...Arlo

Evie: itnkimabojttofaint

Equality: im not sure what she said but i dont think its good!

Mommy: all i got from that was faint

Fukk equality: shes such a bean!

Daddy👨‍👦‍👦: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE GO TO BED.

Mommy: yes father, sorry father

Sera: oh so we arent using daddy anymore now?

Mommy: SERA

Evie: ??(/////)

(Sorry for the short chapter!)
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