gun go pew pew

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Fukuro: oh-

Kaeru: hm?

Fukuro: we got a dare

Kaeru: oh

Tsuma: oh

Fukuro: ... Yoshi, ikimashou...

Tsuma: ?

Fukuro: let's go

Kaeru: *throws Fukuro a device*

Fukuro: he should be here any moment now

...

Eeveelutiongod13: and then I was like... where the heck am I..?

Fukuro: yo

EG13: oh shi-

Kaeru: soup, hey, don't faint

EG13: nah, just shocked... didn't think I'd be just randomly teleported... that's all

Tsuma: thought you knew about that

EG13: yeah... but, it felt... weird

Kaeru: so, what's the objective?

EG13: oh right! uhm... *slams his fist onto his hand* that's right, I want them to have a full-fledged nerf war! powers included

Night: *busts down the door* DID I HEAR NERF WAR?!... oh, hi... who're you?

EG13: ... mmm... yeah, have fun :D

Fukuro: *taps him with the device Kaeru gave him*

EG13: *poofs away*

Night: ... what- nvm that, was I correct about

Kaeru: yeah, you were

Night: *area around him turns dark and a light shines upon him* YES! in all my years of collecting Nerf, I finally get to use them

Fukuro: *slaps Night* don't make it so dramatic

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Choco: nerf? I haven't heard of those things in ages

Morning: stop lying, you brought one to Kalos

Choco: IT WAS A LIMITED EDITION, I CAN'T LEAVE IT HERE!

Kaeru: I can assure you this place is very well isolated from the rest of Sinnoh

Choco: ... still

Night: I left mine here... and nothing happened to them

Choco: mmm...

Fukuro: it is, A-O-K!

Choco: alright...

Strawberry: so... we are at total war?

Fukuro: yep! And I know the perfect place to hold one

Kaeru: really?

Fukuro: we're going to this cool abandoned Team Galactic Warehouse *shows a picture on his phone*

Kaeru: ooh, yeah, that's a really cool place

Sun: idk... seems kinda dangerous

Fukuro: oh shut yo mouth, you know how many airsoft people go to abandoned areas?

Vanilla: ... he has a point

Sun: mmm...

Kaeru: cut you the slack, we'll turn you back to normal

Night: I'm sold

Choco: that's cool, I won't have to be a princess anymore

Vanilla: AND I CAN WIN DDR AGAIN >:D

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