Incorrect Quotes with The New Magics Crew | Funsy

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Kayna: Do you need help getting up? 

Cherise: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Martha (Cherise's mom): What is the one thing I told you not to do? 

10 y/o Cherise: Burn the house down. 

Martha: And what did you do? 

10 y/o Cherise: I made dinner. 

Martha: 

Cherise: 

Martha: 

10 y/o Cherise: And burnt the house down. 

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Kaito: We're gonna defeat you with the power of friendship! 

Mel: We're not friends. 

Kaito, holding an axe: We're gonna defeat you with the power of incredible violence. 

Kayna: Kaito, NO, put the axe down! 

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Elayne, at some point in time: I desire moisture.

Dylan: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person. 

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The gas Dark: Don't break someone's heart. They only have one. 

The calm Dark: Yeah, break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them. 

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The gas Dark: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules. 

Dylan: what?

The gas Dark: Is there a point system, or is it to the death? 

Dylan: W H A T?

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Runa: I live for two reasons. 

Runa: I was born. 

Runa: I haven't died yet. 

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Mel: Something's off

Some random person working for her: Maybe you've developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people

Mel: No, but that's funny. 

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