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Have I ever mentioned how stupid I always thought the titles were?

I mean, Hexadecimal code, really?

I thought it'd be good for puzzles, but it turns out that you're all kind of useless when it comes to actually using your brains.

Speaking of puzzles, I've been so distracted lately that I haven't been able to think of any.

It's been tough :'(

Oh, poor tragic me... how will I ever survive without my lovely puzzles?

Just kidding.

..seriously?

You just came back from the dead, and that's the first thing you say to me?

Actually, I'm not even too surprised at this point.

Hmm.

I wanted to be a detective when I was younger.

My brothers would come up with imaginary cases that I needed to solve.

And my sister was my assistant.

Wanna hear some more stuff about my life?

I was a criminal on the run for five years,

I had seven kids and three dogs,

My favorite color is greenish yellow,

I've married eight different women and two men,

I have a huge scar from that time I survived a car accident,

My mother was a world famous scientist,

I love heavy metal,

I've murdered thirty people including my grandparents....

And everything I just told you was a lie.

Did I get you? ;)

You should've seen the look on Joybringer's face.

Yes, I'm not even gonna bother talking directly towards them anymore, even though they're still here and is listening to everything I'm saying.

They're.. honestly super pathetic.

Joybringer ran away from Rune despite him yelling at them to come back, didn't even try to stop me from getting rid of Chocolate who'd risked everything helped them, and still doesn't have the backbone to stand up to me at all.

Not that they'd stand a chance, but still.

Where's your protagonist bravery, hmm?

Oh, so now you're mad.

Go on. Hit me.

That's what I thought.